Scientology

Noun.
A cult for individuals who need to be taken out of the gene-pool.

Wow, fuck Scientology.

by NotLanden May 22, 2008

scientology

A cryptic and laughable sect, dressed as a religion (for tax purpose) that now advertise on Urban Dictionary (shame on you).

Dude A : Man, did you see those Scientology banners on UD?
Dude B : Yep ! BustedTees may have some lame t-shirts, but at least, the chicks are hot...

by EvilNoodle May 13, 2008

scientologist

The fishie that took the bait and hasn't quite felt the hook.

I pity those Scientologists.

by El_Haggis September 13, 2006

Scientology

Scientology is a cult of assholes that constantly advertise on urban dictionary to try to recruit new victims.

loser 1: Did you see all the Scientology shit on U.D.?
loser 2: Yeah, the ads are fucking annoying.

by purplekilt May 7, 2008

Scientologist

Someone who follows a complete bull shit religion, which was invented by a povvo science fiction writer who bet his friend that he "could make more money if he made up his own Religion". This is probably the most hated group of people in the world because they believe that some little green assholes are gonna come down to earth for no explanatory reson and exterminate us. Except for the (loser) deluded few that actually believe this shit is gonna happen who will be saved and have many alien- human hybrid freaks. Oh, and they take people's money.

The Aliens allowed Tom Cruise into the planet of Dicktron because he was a scientologist, and the rest of us are screwed.

by Jack De October 18, 2008

scientology

a highly contagious disease sexually transmitted by tom cruise

nicole kidman was once at risk of catching scientology

by novelty_cheque November 10, 2009

scientology

A strange, pseudo-science cult founded by science fiction author, L Ron Hubbard in 1952. Scientology claims to be able to cure any type of disease such as diabeetus aids or even "cure" homosexuality. Apparantly, that appealed to many famous actors like Tom Cruise and John Travolta, because they seemed to flock towards the strange cult. The "CHURCHES" main practice is Dianetics, a half assed pile of crap which was advertised as a "self help" treatment, even though it just advertises the shitty cult it was spawned from.

Scientology is subject to many lulz from message boards, encyclopedia dramaitica, and many other peoples on the internet. Scientology is surrounded in controversy since its founding, and the creator of this monstrocity of a religion's moralities were questioned after being discharged from the navy, and being permanantly banished from England.

scientology is scary :O

by Jeremy Orkin June 21, 2010