Schloompked

Being in a state of enhanced emotions and altered mental state due to the effect of drugs or by other means.

Last night I got so schloompked, I ate 17 packets of biscuits

by Fishlegs11 July 15, 2011

Schlompticox

A fancy word for "shit" or "poop" or "crap".

King Henry VI excused himself from a royal dinner with the Pope to take a schlompticox.

by OfficialSchlompticox July 21, 2014

Schlort

Exact opposite of a Schlong. Belongs to men who feel the need to compensate with big four wheel drives. Fond of showing off their small tackle. Usually dickheads.

That guy sent me a dick pic of his schlort.... what a dickhead.

by iron mike 27 October 14, 2016

schlärm

Schlärm (noun)- the film of residue left in the throat after consuming food products, especially after dairy or citrus items

"I drank my orange juice and now I have schlärm!"

by schlärm June 1, 2016

Schlomosheckelstein

A Jewish merchant who is basically the imaginary king of the world. All of our taxes secretly go to him and we don’t know it. It’s a combination of the word “Schlomo” which means jew with a big nose, and “Sheckelstein” which means a boss of a bunch of wagecucks.

Wagie : The wages have gone down by 20% in the past year
Woke Person : That’s because taxes are increasing and Schlomosheckelstein is getting more and more money out of your paycheck
Wagie : NO I DON’T WANNA GO BACK IN MY CAGIE GIVE ME MY PAYCHECK BOSS!

by thenextrealmoonman September 27, 2019

Schloimp

The slimy starch left after boiling noodles or pasta

She forgot to clean the pot right after making noodles, and the schloimp dried to a concrete-like consistency.

by Yea boi Z Louie May 9, 2020

Schlor

When your girl sucks your balls with a mouthful of Mountain Dew

Jenny gave the the Schlor last night

by buttbees August 13, 2020