Left-handed spanner wanker

The opporsite of a right-handed rench tosser

What a left-handed spanner wanker!

by SPENCER-1975 October 19, 2009

Sconner

Someone who has no pubic hair due to shaving or just lack of hormones.

You nan, mother and any other distant relation... probably you

by Faggit April 4, 2003

Shanner

Someone/thing shan, rubbish, undesirable

1: Davy, ya shanner!
2: Did you see that car? It was a shanner!!

by solodini November 6, 2006

Dick Shannery

Some dude who posts on urbandictionary.com

Dick Shannery posts some lame stuff on here.

by Dick Shannery April 19, 2019

spanner

Someone who's a tool

You're such a bloody spanner

by el January 7, 2005

bag of spanners

A product, device or service that appears to work, but when you look deeper turns out to be a collection of badly thought out and badly implemented ideas that is going to cause you no end of grief.

Have you seen the code they committed today? What a bag of spanners.

by d6y May 23, 2006

scunnered

Scots word meaning meaning to be disgusted, bored or simply fed up

Look at the face on him! He's well scunnered.

by mjv December 25, 2005