sammons

"don't pull as sammons" is a common saying nowadays. It's like saying don't be a dumbass, except in a nice way. Usually when someone does something n00bish and no words can express the stupidity you have just witnessed, simply say "don't pull a sammons"

A serious example is when someone puts a marshmallow in to the microwave and heats it for two minutes and sits there watching amazed yelling "Dude, the mellow got pwned!"

When you drop by seeing your microwave dripping with ooze on the sides like the gremlins in the movie "gremlins", then here is the best time to say "don't pull a sammons"

by Tran the man May 20, 2006

Samson

A guy who stays in the park after dark to take niggas goodie holes. He is around 6'10" he is black and bald. If you cut off his dick it grows back twice as long. If you are in the park and hear a smacking sound RUN. Samson can bench 1000 pounds and squats around 3,459 and can run at 25 miles and hour. Don't go through the park after dark or he will take that goodie hole.

Samson widened my goodie hole.

by chikachicka September 30, 2009

Samson

Samson is a very HOT guy. They usually are very good looking, kind, and caring for others. He might be popular but don’t let that make you think that he’s mean. There soft at the heart and very very very HOTTTT.

Dang I wish I had Samson as a boyfriend. 🤪🥰

by ImBi March 19, 2019

shamoon

Shamoon is a tall person, someone that is out going. A true Shamoon likes to play basketball. Shamoon is usually very talkative, but likes to hide his feelings when he's sad. Shamoons tend to have outgoing personalities, and he is very fun to be around.

I'm not playing basketball without Shamoon!

by anon1234678 September 4, 2014

Samson

Samson is one of the best people you will ever meet. He gives you something to look forward to every week, and he super nice. He likes a girl not for her looks, but for her personality. Personally, he brightens my day every time I see him. I wish I could see Samson every day, but that is only in my dreams. He has changed me completely, and I am so glad I met him. Don’t ever let Samson go because he will change your life forever.

Samson: I was really bummed when you didn’t show up to church the last two months. I thought you were gone.
Madelyn: What, do you like me?
Samson: Yeah.(said while smiling)

by Maddie&Samson March 17, 2019

Samwon

Samwon describes something as cool or awesome. It started out as a typo for a word on a piece of armor on a MMORPG, but gained popularity with those who heard of the odd typo.

Jenny is so samwon, I should ask her to the prom.

by Wiley September 22, 2003

sadoon

When you say something you really shouldn't have when you are on a night out. Affecting your friends social life and ultimately your own.

Man, last night I think I might have sadooned a few times.
You really sadooned that one.
Not drinking tonight incase I sadoon again.
Because I pulled a sadoon last night I can no longer speak too...

by shitziadsays December 13, 2014