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Reverse Samson.

(n). The loss of any skills or strength when you undergo a ridiculous hair transplant in a pathetic attempt to reverse the loss of hair (also called a Rooney)
Alex. Hey Wayne, since you've had that dead gerbil sewn to your head, your form has dipped a little
The problem could be your reverse samson.

Wayne. I know gaffer, but I need to keep my film star looks for when I hang up my boots.
by Dungwit November 27, 2013
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Samsonized

(Sam - son - ized)

1. to arrive at work with the expectation you have a certain amount of work (what you had when you left the day previous) only to find out you have extra work assigned to you unexpectedly.

2. a sudden feeling of overwhelming workload, often accompanied by a large feeling of dread and possibly dizzieness.

3. sometimes used as a joke.
Haha, you poor sucker, you've been Samsonized
by A Tech Rep July 13, 2007
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sampon

The co-worker you place in boss's vagina to absorb all the useless tasks he menstruates.
Hey, Dr. Evil wants someone to arrange a class to teach the team how to spell. That sounds like a job for sampon!
by Turd Ferguson9652 May 23, 2007
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Nashville Samsonite

A trash bag used for carrying dirty laundry home - used by hobos and/or college students in the place of conventional luggage, due to lack of funds.
"Hebbard has must be laundry at home this weekend - i saw him putting dirty clothes in his nashville samsonite. Oh P.S. he's poor."
by Hebbard March 22, 2004
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Sardony

Mocking or cynical remark or humor. It is the noun form of sardonic and modeled after irony.
The sardony was written all over his face when it was revealed that that the department manager that had scolded him for making personal copies at the office had been just been dismissed for embezzlement.
by Dubhloaich August 21, 2017
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Samsonited

When you totally miss the meaning of something, missed a shot, or were just plain "Way off" when talking about anything. In regards to the dumb and dumber movie when Lloyd says "slippy, slappy, swenson, swanson....check the brief case...Samsonite..i was way off"
"I dont know how you mistakened her for being pregnant...Dudeee you really Samsonited that one.
by dumbanddumber October 17, 2012
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Samdingo

Samdingo stems from the term mandingo. The ladies of Mobile Alabama started referring to Sammy Patrick as SAmdingo after many impressive nanny-knocking performances.
Oh my, my SAmdingo, you make me quiver!

Lindsay couldn't get enough of her SAmdingo.
by Steven Raymond McCarter January 15, 2005
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