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Sailor Moon 

One day, Usagi Tsukino, a clumsy 2nd-year middle school student (8th grader), stumbles upon a talking cat named Luna. Luna tells her that she is destined to be Sailor Moon, "champion of love and justice," and she must search for the fabled Moon Princess. Usagi finds friends that turn out to be destined senshi as well, and together they fight to save the world from the certain doom brought upon by the Dark Kingdom (Queen Beryl, the generals, Metallia).
Sailor Moon was first shown on Toonami in 1998. There are a total of 200 episodes.
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Sailor Jupiter 

The super-powered version of Makoto Kino. She is a very tough and tomboy like figure who likes to cook and serves as the "muscles" of the group. She is also the tallest of the Sailor team. Boys fear as she nears them. Her element is thunder including moves like Supreme Thunder, Sparkling wide pressure, and Oak Evolution. The her friends usually call her Mako-Chan. Her color is green.
Sailor Jupiter: Jupiter Star Power, MAKE UP!
Sailor Jupiter by SeraaJupitah August 22, 2009

Sailor midget 

A very small man dressed as a sailor, often found in small coastal fishing communities. Local superstition holds that photographing or interacting with the sailor midget is often a bad omen and may result in immediate calamity.
Shortly after he took a picture of the sailor midget, Philip flipped the golf cart and sent his passengers flying into the middle of the road.
Sailor midget by psully April 22, 2019

Stiffened Sailor 

To have sex, on a boat, in the middle of a lake or out at sea
Person 1: What’d u guys on the boat for so long?
Person 2: Well, we were talking for a while, then we went to the middle of the lake and did a Stiffened Sailor

Johnny Sailor

A sexual practice, whereby two people acquire a container full of liquid (water, or urine for extra fetish), before commencing sexual intercourse in the doggy position. This must be conducted anally for maximum effect.

The 'giver' must hold the 'taker' over the tank of liquid and, at the appropriate moment, dunk the taker's head into the liquid. The taker will then thrash wildly until their bowels void.

Just before voiding, the giver must sense a change in the taker's sphincter pressure, ejaculate wildly, before pulling the taker from the liquid just in time to slap them around the face with their semi erect, post-coital penis (see smurfing) in order to revive them.
She looks like the kind of girl who'd enjoy a Johnny Sailor
Johnny Sailor by D.Andrews August 8, 2009

sailor boy scout 

A man who dresses up as Sailor Moon or one of her compatriots.
You could smell the sailor boy scouts from across the room.
sailor boy scout by Dennis October 15, 2003

Dutch Sailor Method

Method of wiping that uses only one square of toilet paper. The square is folded into quarters, then one corner is ripped off and saved, leaving a small, circular hole in the center of the square. The square is then placed around the person's finger, like a ring. Next, the person uses their bare finger to clean their anus, and, in turn, uses the paper to clean their finger. Finally, the small scrap of paper that was torn from the square is used to clean beneath the person's finger nail.
Joel: "My New Year's Resolution is to go green this year. I'll start by only using the Dutch Sailor Method."

Me: "Don't you think you're taking this a little too far?"

Joel: "What can I say? I'm willing to sacrifice to save Mother Earth."