Arkansas Barking Spider

To pass gas, Fart

joe: passes gas
pete: what the hell was that?
joe: must have been an Arkansas Barking Spider

by handymanCT December 17, 2009

Spider Penis

(n.) - The smallest imaginable unit of measurement.

ex. - "You need to move that just a spider penis to the right"

by Dean_o December 28, 2011

cock spider

ur dick in a womans mouth , wit ur pubs all tangeled in her teeth .

damn ur mom gave me a cock spider last night ..

by brydon December 6, 2006

45 spider

An adaptor that allows large-hole 45 RPM records to be played on record players with a normal spindle.

A cheap, plastic gadget that snapped into the large center holes of 7-inch 45 records; unlike adaptors that were placed on the record player itself, these were meant to be installed on records, and usually left on permanently. The gadget consisted of several plastic arms radiating from a center containing the hole; the multiple arms' resemblence to spider legs is the source of the nickname "spider."

I need to get some 45 spiders for these singles, because I lost the adaptor that came with my turn table.

by SG Fan October 31, 2004

Spider

Eight legged creature of nope nope and nope with large fangs. It's other abilities consist of climbing walls, conjuring organic silk webbing, and inducing paralyzing fear and heart attacks into arachnophobes.

There's a damn spider in my bathtub where the hell is my damn flamethrower.

by A Human Male July 30, 2018

Barry Sanders Syndrome

A psychological disorder in which an athlete is an excellent player on a team that fails to find any scrap of success. Named after Barry Sanders, an NFL running back who played his entire 10-year career with the woefully horrible atrocious Detroit Lions.

Example: Josh Gordon of the Cleveland Browns may be suffering from Barry Sanders Syndrome, as he is the only player on that team with a clue!

by Alaskan Pollock February 20, 2014

Luke Sanders

the biggest of melts...

"Luke Sanders, you're such a melt"

"i cannot believe Luke did that, the big melt"

by yeet3242 January 26, 2019