instant hard-on remover

A thing or event which is so unattractive that it can cause a man to lose an erection instantly, or even render him temporarily impotent.

When my girfriend pooped during sex, it was like instant hard-on remover

by GameboyRMH November 27, 2004

remove poke

Prior to efforts by Facebook to emulate various features and functionality of other popular web sites, if someone clicked "poke" on your profile, you were presented with two options: "poke back" or "remove poke"

Now, "remove" has been removed. This is very confusing to neophytes because the options of "poke back" and now, "remove" (instead of the aforementioned "remove poke" link title) lead Facebook users to the falso assumption that they either have to "remove" their friend or poke them back, sending the user into the poke/poke back abyss, never to return.

Perhaps the far more intuitive "remove poke" will return on some future Facebook redesign. Until then, this Facebook FAIL will remain confusing to the masses, wreaking havoc and spawning never-ending poke wars.

So and so poked you... poke back | remove poke

Duh?

by shawnblog March 17, 2009

panty remover

well panty remover is the term used when girls drink the beverage gin.cause in the end the girls end up up the panties on the floor

hey guys screw these girls we'll never score, look over there those girls are drinking panty remover, lets hit that up.

by gibb February 4, 2004

editor/remove.form.php

If you're reading this, someone from Urban Dictionary did something wrong and something that shouldn't have been deleted got deleted.
Whoops.

Clicking on the link in editor/remove.php shouldn't bring you here, but it does. Because bugs I guess.

"Wait, you're seeing editor/remove.form.php? Tell one of the admins to fix that."

by /b/leach_my_eyes April 26, 2021

Friends once removed

When you used to be friends with someone, then you stopped being friends, but eventually became friends again.

Three months after the break up, I decided I wanted to be friends once removed with Ted.

by pimpeasy November 19, 2009

Please Remove My Definitions

I am tired of keeping my definitions here and embarrassed about an e-mail I mis-sent.

Please remove all of my definitions

by 1_WTC_Lock November 29, 2004

Remote ADD

Someone with Remote ADD doesn't have an attention span that exceeds a commercial break. When watching the desired show and a commercial comes on, someone with Remote ADD will change the channel until he finds one without a commercial, later returning to the original channel.

Severe cases of Remote ADD will result in the inflicted person staying on the new channel until a commercial break, forgetting the original show.

Bob and Jim were watching Goldfinger and every commercial that came on, Bob would switch to ESPN hoping to catch SportsCenter. Unfortunately, there were usually commercials, so Bob went back to Goldfinger.

The continual Remote ADD without anything being on infuriated Jim.

by A Rab $$ January 2, 2011