by BeastMaster65 July 17, 2017

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by Registered Breakfast Addict (RBA) November 13, 2003

1) Did you hear that Rachel registered her bottom? Apparently the neighbors heard her bottom's moans.
2) Yeah, he is a registered bottom, he may not be straight out of the factory, but you are sure to get a good ride!
2) Yeah, he is a registered bottom, he may not be straight out of the factory, but you are sure to get a good ride!
by agermanbottom >//< July 25, 2024

(police officer) I see that you were speeding sir, may I please have your license and registration?
(speeder) I certainly do have a license dear officer, but as you can clearly see it was so goddam hot outside, that my regist-ER-ation caught fire while resting in the dashboard.
(speeder) I certainly do have a license dear officer, but as you can clearly see it was so goddam hot outside, that my regist-ER-ation caught fire while resting in the dashboard.
by C2A8Z December 2, 2010

Worker 1: bro eryka has been talking mad shit about how you do nothing
Worker 2: on everything that bitch is a register princess
Worker 2: on everything that bitch is a register princess
by Ch0ccyM1lk September 26, 2022

Dog whisperer-Did you register your dog?
Dog owner- Register my dog for what?
Dog whisperer- We're gonna teach your dog 6 languages, math, science, and history at our school.
Dog owner- I dont know why any dog would need to learn any of that shit. He's a dog.
Dog whisperer- We will train him to speak our language.
Dog owner- Register my dog for what?
Dog whisperer- We're gonna teach your dog 6 languages, math, science, and history at our school.
Dog owner- I dont know why any dog would need to learn any of that shit. He's a dog.
Dog whisperer- We will train him to speak our language.
by Solid Mantis June 30, 2020

"I can't stand listening to Colin. He is frustratingly stupid. I shouldn't have to listen to him speak since he's a Registered IQ Offender."
by Cotoia August 24, 2017
