Ramenma is coming over today
by daahve June 3, 2022
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Without money; penniless, The situation that arises, typically at the end of the month, when one has over-spent and must make ends meet by surviving on $.25 bags of Top Ramen Noodles.
2. verb:
To be driven into poverty by a particularly large expense
Without money; penniless, The situation that arises, typically at the end of the month, when one has over-spent and must make ends meet by surviving on $.25 bags of Top Ramen Noodles.
2. verb:
To be driven into poverty by a particularly large expense
1. a. I went crazy at Saks and Sephora the other day - now I am going to be Ramen-Broke, which works out because starving myself is the only way I am going to fit into the Seven Jeans I just bought anyway.
2. v. That trip to Vegas fucking Ramen-Broke me dude.
2. v. That trip to Vegas fucking Ramen-Broke me dude.
by Kristen W. September 22, 2006
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by archana1234 June 21, 2009
Get the Ramesh mug.1. A unit of monetary exchange in common use among Performing Arts students. Equal to USD .21 or 21 US cents, the average cost of a block of Ramen noodles, the dietary staple of these students. The cost of anything in Ramens (R) divided 3 (or 2, as the case may be) is the number of days they would have to go without food to afford it. This is immensely helpful in making purchase decisions.
2. The essential ingredient in the Ramen Noodle Ceremony, a ritual practiced by some semi-successful performing artists when they start thinking they are The Shit and need to return to their humble origins. The ceremony proceeds roughly like this:
1. Turn off all the heat in the apartment.
2. Three hours later add Ramen noodles (must be Top Ramen Oriental flavor) to 2 cups of water and seasoning packet. Boil over an electric cooking coil for three minutes. (This celebrates the discovery that adding ingredients sequentially is unnecessary and wastes electricity.)
3. While noodles are cooking, beat two eggs in a bowl. Try to remember when eggs were an unaffordable luxury. Think about eggs until their pathos becomes clear. Hear Satie's Gnossienne No. 1 in your mind and wish you understood why it always appears in the Ramen Noodle Ceremony.
4. Stir and remove noodles from heat. Let stand for two minutes.
5. Warm hands over residual heat from cooking coil. Place warm hands over ears.
6. Add eggs to noodles. Stir well. Transfer to bowl.
7. Eat noodles slowly, trying to make them last as long as possible. Drink broth in small sips.
8. Feel yourself transported to when you were your true self -- less than an asswipe.
2. The essential ingredient in the Ramen Noodle Ceremony, a ritual practiced by some semi-successful performing artists when they start thinking they are The Shit and need to return to their humble origins. The ceremony proceeds roughly like this:
1. Turn off all the heat in the apartment.
2. Three hours later add Ramen noodles (must be Top Ramen Oriental flavor) to 2 cups of water and seasoning packet. Boil over an electric cooking coil for three minutes. (This celebrates the discovery that adding ingredients sequentially is unnecessary and wastes electricity.)
3. While noodles are cooking, beat two eggs in a bowl. Try to remember when eggs were an unaffordable luxury. Think about eggs until their pathos becomes clear. Hear Satie's Gnossienne No. 1 in your mind and wish you understood why it always appears in the Ramen Noodle Ceremony.
4. Stir and remove noodles from heat. Let stand for two minutes.
5. Warm hands over residual heat from cooking coil. Place warm hands over ears.
6. Add eggs to noodles. Stir well. Transfer to bowl.
7. Eat noodles slowly, trying to make them last as long as possible. Drink broth in small sips.
8. Feel yourself transported to when you were your true self -- less than an asswipe.
1. "Jay-zoo, that used book on Labanotation costs 48 Ramen (48R). That's a month and a half without food. But I gotta have it. I can live off my fat..."
by Willothewisp December 28, 2005
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A college student's staple food when he/she is too poor to buy real food.
A college student's staple food when he/she is too poor to buy real food.
I had to buy a month's supply of Ramen noodles because I spent most of my money paying for books and tuition. :^
by AYB February 23, 2003
Get the Ramen Noodles mug.cook it for however long you want.you can have almost any flavor you want. if there isn't one you want, make your own and save the flavor packet for another time. a really good way is to mix curray, cumin, seseme seeds, flour, pepper, salt, celery seeds and flavored soup bullion.(yummy)
{boy I made this new flavor for my ramen! you should try it!}
{boy I made this new flavor for my ramen! you should try it!}
by mraaron August 29, 2006
Get the ramen mug.A leader, a guardian, an advisor, a best friend. Someone who stands in the front that is ready for the situation and to lead you into it. Someone ready to fight back for you. Someone who just might give you some sage advice. Lastly, someone who can love you can make it better when needed (and even when its not).
I have known a few Rameen's, and I have noticed they are all 2-faced (one second they might be calm, the next, they're crazy!). Try to get him to be serious, and trust me, he will show the said traits.
by TheKnow-It-All123 May 15, 2008
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