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phantom rabbits

A stress related phenomenon whereas a person sees rabbits here and there, hopping all about; but they are not in fact there.
It was a full-blown case of phantom rabbits that caused her to make the decision to go half-time at her job.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 29, 2019
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Grouchy Rabbit

The best website ever. You can get information on the following: tips for success, realized, fact, definitions, to do lists, and signs that thigns aren't going so well. A bit of sarcasm, a little truth, and a lot of humor. www.grouchyrabbit.com
Grouchy Rabbit includes these everyday bits and pieces of knowledge:

Signs That Things Aren't Going So Well: Your mother wishes you were more like your brother. Your brother is dead.

Fact: Nudists are never attractive

Realized: Math Problems are the only place where someone can buy 60 watermelons and no one ever wonders why.

To Do List: Change iPod name to Titanic. Sync it to your computer. Find humor in the fact that your Titanc is syncing.

Tips For Success: When a woman is upset with you it is often therapeutic for them to make sandwiches. Try suggesting she make you one.

Definitions: Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen. (Note the irony)
by historybuffdude April 4, 2011
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Rabin

A ray of sunshine. a happy person who makes others happy; to be warm, kind, bright; someone who is a delight to be around.
it's very rabin of you to come all the way to meet me.
He showed me round the town, which was very rabin of him.
by mugiwara_san December 23, 2019
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Rabina

A really cute and innocent-looking girl. She can make anyone laugh and happy.
"Wow, Rabina always knows how to make me happy even during the worst of times!"
by Jonsmith421 May 8, 2013
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follow the white rabbit

Refers to a waistcoat-wearing, pocket-watch-wielding white rabbit, hurrying along and muttering, "Oh dear! I shall be late!" in Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland (1865), whom Alice follows down a rabbit hole into Wonderland.

Awesome rock band Jefferson Airplane's 1967 song White Rabbit retold the story of Alice's adventures as though they were a psychedelic drug trip. But whether you take it literally or metaphorically, following the white rabbit means following an unlikely clue, an innocuous, unbelievable (but also, frankly a bit ridiculous) sign, to find oneself in the midst of more or less extraordinary, marvelous, amazing circumstances that challenge one's fundamental beliefs, expand one's horizons &/or perception of realities, transform one's perspective, and change one's life.

The phrase has become commonplace in popular culture; e.g. in the 1999 film The Matrix, the resistance fighter folks use the trope of following a white rabbit to lead Neo/Mr Anderson/The One out of the matrix. Oddly enough, though, the phrase hasn't filtered through as a metaphor in non-fantastical contexts to any appreciable degree. Outside of science fiction or fantasy, if a writer refers to the white rabbit, s/he is almost certainly specifically alluding to previous uses, usually to Carroll. (We should change that!)
'There's something fishy going on here.'
'Well,' said Q, jerking her head toward the door to the stairwell, through which the tattooed woman was disappearing. 'You'd better follow the white rabbit, then.'
by FTWR August 19, 2013
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Rabbit Porcupine

Said when a stupid person is acting up, will confuse them and make them feel offended in a very weird but cleverly combined way.

This term evolves from the TV show psych.
Ivory:OMNOMNOM

Claudio: Ivory Quit being such a rabbit porcupine!

Ivory: haha WHAAAT!!! im so confused. ..
by Claudiolic June 24, 2011
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Rabbit Stage

The stage of a relationship in which the couple is banging constantly, rendering the couple incapable of any social contact with the outside world.
"Did you hang out with Trey this weekend?"
"Nah, he and Gabby are in the Rabbit Stage... Haven't seen either of them in months."
by Ack1616 May 1, 2015
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