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Queafer

A follower, subscriber, or in any form a part of the "LeafyisHere" community, typically comprising of 12 year old kids before their tastes in humor or content has yet to develop. Queafers operate in an almost hive-mind mentality, requiring little individual brain power to think for themselves and instead only regurgitate the shit they ate up form their LeafyisQueer overlord like pesky flies, and then puke it everywhere. Their simplistic compositions have proven an amazing evolutionary adaptation to a lack of intelligence, with the only stimuli their mental processes required for entertainment are key words like, "lichrally," "fucking," and a one-sentence "joke" about getting something in the mail so as not to overwhelm them having to process too many words. He is a hero to his people, teaching them slowly and through repetition how to comprehend words stringed together to form a sentence and unlock the secrets to the most epic joke of all time: a pokemon in the mail. It is for these reasons and more that a Queafer will give it's meaningless wasted life to defend the honor of her majesty.
I'm lichrally a fucking queafer.
by NyanFlore February 9, 2017
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Queeferdilla

A rare strain of the popular queefbag or queefqueen.
I hate that Fucking queeferdilla. He thinkgs he can go around banging all the hot chicks and I wont have anything to say about it. Fuck that queefadilla.
by mk3242 March 5, 2010
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queefer dill

A term for someone who does something stupid or something that makes you mad. It has nothing to do with queefing, it is just a funny word to call someone. First used by a kid with a mild form of Tourette's Syndrome.
"Meyer called me a queefer dill for knocking his books out of his hand in the hallway."
by D. Bittick July 12, 2007
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queaffer

A pussy farter, something retarded mother fuckers do all the time
-Hey you little queaffer im gonna kick your ass
-Johnny you queaffer that smeeled like shit and pussy
by ?23 May 13, 2005
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von queefer

1. A man that is a total homosexual and wishes he had a vagina.
2. term to dis people who did something stupid
3. term to call sluty girls
4. fun to call people
1. hey ya little queefa what the hell is your problem?
2. WOW what a von!
3. fak you von queefer
4. FAK you all ya bunch of DUECHES!!
by dueche bag December 28, 2005
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Queefer Sutherland

Similar to the regular queef, however the farting sound eminates from the rectum as opposed to the vagina.
Dude, I bent her over the coffee table and as I was punishing the brown star, she let out a Queefer Sutherland.
by Sharklowski October 26, 2005
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Queeferoni

Some dumbass who posts stupid shit on forums.
Queeferoni thought he made another funny. Boy was he wrong.
by Anonymous October 19, 2003
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