Puter

A term old people use for "computer" or PC when they want to sound hip.

Old person: I was dinking around on the 'puter last night and found the funniest webpage! Do you get the L. O. L. cats?
GeekSquad employee: Ma'am, there's a line forming behind you...

by Classic Bat March 9, 2010

puter

puter is a short for of the word computer.

My puter is broken! I have to get it fixed!

by petiteash January 18, 2006

putter

n. A loud middle-aged or elderly man usually found in pubs, betting shops, municipal golf courses, flea markets and bus rallies throughout the UK. The word 'putter' in this sense has origins in 'punter' and of course an old putter will 'putt around' - invariably getting in everone's way in the process.

Putters usually follow a traditional dress: Cap or trilby hat, golf attire, blazers, flasher-macs and unfashionable spectacles. They are very traditional in their views and despite their generally working class origins, they will vote Conservative.

Putters love to whistle- loudly. A putter's whistle is often tuneless and full of sentimental vibrato - usually some unmusical version of a wartime number.
Putters can be grumpy and very impatient with young people.

by DanEvans April 5, 2010

rusty putter

where you fuck a girl in the ass and slap her in the face with your shit dick

where you fuck a girl in the ass and slap her in the face with your "rusty putter"

by brunoglopogos December 10, 2010

puttering around

To busy oneself around the homestead pretending to look busy. Bam. Suck it ryan. It's here now.

AKA to pick up small items, clean already clean areas, etc...

She was puttering around the house on a lazy Sunday not sure what to do with herself.

by Toomanycatpeople April 6, 2016

Puther

It's puthering smoke. As in light smoke from a bon fire.

It's puthering smoke

by David W March 17, 2017

Dutch Putter

Similar to the Dutch Rudder, this is a friendly masturbation technique. The one performed upon sticks a finger into his/her anus, and the performer begins to move the former's arm back and forth causing them to finger their own asshole.

1. Take finger
2. Stick it in ass
3. Have a friend move your arms around.
4. You have completed the Dutch Putter.

by Keith W and Ryan J July 8, 2009