1. Term used to describe new psychology majors who begin diagnosing every person around them.
2. Psych majors who think they know everything about topics regarding the brain.
3. Inexperienced psych majors who critique famous theorists and therapists with little-to-no knowledge of how psychology works.
2. Psych majors who think they know everything about topics regarding the brain.
3. Inexperienced psych majors who critique famous theorists and therapists with little-to-no knowledge of how psychology works.
1.
Freshman Psych major; "Oh my gosh! Why does she cause so much drama? She must have Histrionic Personality Disorder!"
Senior Psych major; "No, she's just a bitch. Not everyone has a personality disorder."
Other Senior Psych major; "Dude, calm down. She has Psych-Major Syndrome."
2.
Anatomy teacher; "And this, here, is the Hypothalamus. It is responsible fo-"
Freshman Psych major; "Oh!!! It stores information and navigates! I learned that in my Psych 101 class" *Looks smug*
Anatomy teacher; "No, that would be the Hippocampus. Have you considered medication for your Psych-Major Syndrome?"
Freshman Psych major; "Oh, whatever. They both begin with 'H'!"
3.
Freshman Psych major; "Eww, I hate Freud. He was so useless to the Psychology field. All he talked about was penises."
Senior Psych major *smacks freshman over the head with On Narcissism*
Freshman Psych major; "Oh my gosh! Why does she cause so much drama? She must have Histrionic Personality Disorder!"
Senior Psych major; "No, she's just a bitch. Not everyone has a personality disorder."
Other Senior Psych major; "Dude, calm down. She has Psych-Major Syndrome."
2.
Anatomy teacher; "And this, here, is the Hypothalamus. It is responsible fo-"
Freshman Psych major; "Oh!!! It stores information and navigates! I learned that in my Psych 101 class" *Looks smug*
Anatomy teacher; "No, that would be the Hippocampus. Have you considered medication for your Psych-Major Syndrome?"
Freshman Psych major; "Oh, whatever. They both begin with 'H'!"
3.
Freshman Psych major; "Eww, I hate Freud. He was so useless to the Psychology field. All he talked about was penises."
Senior Psych major *smacks freshman over the head with On Narcissism*
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I was at work and some a-hole that I was talking to tried to give me advice on my ADD, he even offered me ways to obtain ADD medication, what an a-hole armchair psychiatrist!
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A woman who's hormal imbalance, troublesome upbringing, or current brain chemistry renders her irrational, angry, and prone to acts of violence, like throwing my $3,400 wide-screen HDTV through the window!
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Brother B: “I don’t know. The Arkanoid Psycho is probably there and might kill us if we do that again. Let press all the buttons in the elevator instead”
Brother B: “I don’t know. The Arkanoid Psycho is probably there and might kill us if we do that again. Let press all the buttons in the elevator instead”
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