by steen tee April 18, 2003
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by Family Julz January 21, 2009
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by oohxlala July 25, 2010
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My biggest failure in school was letting procrasturbation get in the way of my homework.
My biggest failure in school was letting procrasturbation get in the way of my homework.
by oogie woogie boo October 12, 2009
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When confronted by his girlfriend about his poor sexual performance, Bill's avoidance of the subject amounted to procrasturbation.
by RbK1981 March 17, 2008
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Guy 1: Man, ever since YouTube went down I haven't been able to procrastinate properly!
Guy 2: Have you tried procrasturbation?
Guy 1: Sounds like a good idea
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by cankobyngite October 16, 2018
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To defer an action to a later time by masturbating in place of taking said action. Can apply to most situations, although commonly used in reference to the typical habits of students during revison weeks or swot-vac, as it nurtures the natural tendancy to procrastinate and releaves stress.
procrasturbatable, adj, in reference to a situation which enables a person to procrasturbate.
To defer an action to a later time by masturbating in place of taking said action. Can apply to most situations, although commonly used in reference to the typical habits of students during revison weeks or swot-vac, as it nurtures the natural tendancy to procrastinate and releaves stress.
procrasturbatable, adj, in reference to a situation which enables a person to procrasturbate.
Student 1: "So what were your plans for tonight?"
Student 2: "I thought about studying, but SBS is having a movie night, so I'll probably just procrasturbate instead."
Student 1: "Yeah, same."
Student 2: "I thought about studying, but SBS is having a movie night, so I'll probably just procrasturbate instead."
Student 1: "Yeah, same."
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