Procrasturbating

Pleasuring one’s self as a means of putting off work or other obligations

Dude I have a research paper due tomorrow but I spent the entire afternoon procrasturbating.

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Taking procrastination to the next level and avoiding a specific task or situation by masturbating instead.

Instead of completing her essay, Lauren spent the afternoon procrasturbating.

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I had to hand in that piece of coursework today but sadly spent the whole weekend in my wank-pit procrasturbating

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/prəˌkræs.tɚˈbeɪ.tɪŋ/ (verb, formal)
when you have important things to do but decide to masturbate instead

Sorry I missed your wife's funeral. I was procrasturbating.

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Procrastibating

Masturbating to pass the time when putting off an event or responsibility.

No, sorry. I didn't finish my homework. I was too busy procrastibating.

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The act of masterbating instead of doing something important. (ie. homework)

Jim: Instead of doing that project, I was procasterbating.

Me: ZOMG me too!

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Due to my night of procrasturbation, I didn't finish that spreadsheet

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