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procrasturbation

what you do when you want to waste time before studying (procrastinate by masturbating)
"man i love procasturbating"
by steen tee April 18, 2003
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procrasturbate

To put something off by taking time to masturbate.
"Hey bro, did you do the homework yet?"
"Nah, dawg, I've been procrasturbating all afternoon."

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by Family Julz January 21, 2009
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The act of getting off while putting things off.
The cure for writer's block? Procrasturbation.
by oohxlala July 25, 2010
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Procrasturbation

Putting off an important task until later, so you can masturbate.
My research paper isn't done, because I clicked a link that took me to a page full of big titties, and I spent the next two hours procrasturbating.

My biggest failure in school was letting procrasturbation get in the way of my homework.
by oogie woogie boo October 12, 2009
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Spoonerism for the phrase: "Procrastination is like masturbation - it feels good at first, but in the end, you've just fucked yourself."
When confronted by his girlfriend about his poor sexual performance, Bill's avoidance of the subject amounted to procrasturbation.
by RbK1981 March 17, 2008
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Procrasturbation

When YouTube goes down and you have no other way to avoid school or work, so you go to (insert porn site here) and jack away
Guy 1: Man, ever since YouTube went down I haven't been able to procrastinate properly!
Guy 2: Have you tried procrasturbation?
Guy 1: Sounds like a good idea
by cankobyngite October 16, 2018
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procrasturbate

verb (-ator {n}, -ation {n}, -ating {v}, -ated {v})
To defer an action to a later time by masturbating in place of taking said action. Can apply to most situations, although commonly used in reference to the typical habits of students during revison weeks or swot-vac, as it nurtures the natural tendancy to procrastinate and releaves stress.

procrasturbatable, adj, in reference to a situation which enables a person to procrasturbate.
Student 1: "So what were your plans for tonight?"
Student 2: "I thought about studying, but SBS is having a movie night, so I'll probably just procrasturbate instead."
Student 1: "Yeah, same."
by omgexamsintwoweeksholycrap October 27, 2012
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