Pre-procrastinate

Pre-procrastinate is when you are already planning to procrastinate in the future.

When you finish work on Friday and you plan to not get off the couch until Sunday night. You preprocessed the weekend duties.

Me - Hey bitch wanna go out

You- Na I don’t have any clean clothes.

Me - That’s ok Pre-procrastinate laundry until Sunday and borrow from Susie.

You- Brilliant.

by Cantaliangirl29 January 15, 2022

Reverse-procrastinate

Keep putting off something fun an excessive number of times so that you can be happier in the future.

I reverse-procrastinated eating my ice-cream for so long that it got freezer burn.

by Definitively Cool October 8, 2023

Procrapstination

Taking time before an important task to enjoy the simple pleasures of a long crap.

"procrapstination always gets in the way of my studies, less tacobell and I would probably be able to get more work done" -Frederick Douglas

by Leeskeez July 7, 2011

Procrastinate

I'll write a definition later. I'm too lazy.

I'm going to procrastinate instead of writing a definition.

by Pinkie Fazpie June 13, 2015

Procrapstinate

When you really have to take a crap but refuse to in order to do other fun stuff thats going on.

I was on a 13 kill streak in COD and suddenly I had to shit real bad, but i had to procrapstinate so I could finish the round.

by Jizzlemcdizzle July 9, 2011

procrastinate

Some lame excuse that people use for not wanting to participate in what others are doing on time so they choose to be their own individual and not accomplish things the same as other humans should.

President Bush procrastinate all the time by not giving the people what they want, but always saying that he will.

by stitch4eva March 10, 2008

procrapstinate

To delay crapping until the urge goes away or you almost have an accident.

I was so involved in the video game, I procrapstinated for over two hours.

by Flurgewhipple August 23, 2017