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The SMIC Private School

The ghetto ass school in the middle of nowhere yet all of the students live near it, except the koreans, where they live their ass in puxi. Known for being shit at everything, but kinda getting better. ish. Middle school is just a bunch of cancerous basic bitches who think they're cool and important because they break up with their boyfriends and act depressed. fucking bastards. high school is still pretty shit

Ppl here are basically all asian, so racist jokes aren't racist. the n word don't matter at all. we're stuck to our phones 420/69. schools like sas puxi make out and have sex in middle school, while shaking hands is still a barrier in senior year. prom & winter formal is lame. everyone is either taiwanese, korean, or fuq u.

wifi is shit, food is shit, tech is shit, furniture is shit, classroom is shit, bathroom was shit, everything is shit. you gotta buy 75th handed textbooks, get all 5s on APs, 1600 sat, and take the unnecessary toefl, act, and some other bullshit. teachers are either shit or dope. we're loud and obnoxious. either dumb or smart, no in between, no exceptions. either 4.12 or 2.54. either hate or love anime. play mmrpgs, or weird ass arcade phone games. we crave and beg for vpns. 1/10298 is hot, others are all ugly. gossip is the shit

oh, we don't get sex ed. we get it through watching porn, 9gag, trying to masturbate, and asking the dirtiest guy you can find. thanks, counseling office!

at your service, servant from the ghetto, smic
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since Saving Private Ryan

A phrase used to compare something, even when they aren't movie related.

Coined after Grantland writer Bill Simmons used it when reviewing the movie The Lone Survivor. Readers then made fun of him by using it in their email questions.
Ex: This is the best Patriots team since Saving Private Ryan.

That's the hottest girl since Saving Private Ryan.

Dude, you're the worst driver since Saving Private Ryan.
by A. Dufresne April 23, 2014
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private account

An account that someone with heaps of followers on instagram creates and lets only 'friends' follow it so they can post silly photos
Courtney: Oi Lily where's that photo of you and Alex hooking up?

Lily: It's on my private account!!
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Private Idaho

To live in a utopian world of your own imagination.

The term may have been coined when Idaho and the surrounding states came into U.S. possession. The area was thought as a major growth area, so lifelong dreams could be supported there.

It was used as a song title by the B-52's in 1985. There was also a movie in 1991, loosely based on Shakespeare's play, Henry VIII.
You're living in your own private Idaho.
by Sian Silverhair June 10, 2004
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private sector

Part of the economy not under direct governmental control.
After his stint as a Senator expired, Fred went to work in the private sector, away from the prying eyes of watchdog groups.
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private browsing

A feature of many web browsers that allows the user to prevent any data (like history, cookies, or the cache) from being stored while it is on. Also known as porn mode for really obvious reasons, but may be used whenever any sensitive/confidential information is going to be transmitted.

Private browsing is more comprehensive than simply erasing the history, because that's just a list of URLs, and browsers also save things like cookies (for sites to remember you) and images in the cache (to load faster later).

Private browsing is just a browser feature — there are other ways visited sites are tracked (for example, by your Internet provider), so it's not foolproof.
Say you are about to purchase a surprise for someone. If you choose a private browsing session, after you're done, other people won't see what gift you bought, or your credit card number, or your drug trafficking, or your porn.
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private stock

Private Stock: the malt liquor with the imported taste!
by RushRush October 7, 2003
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