lw martin's mom. shes is so fine and i want her so badly. It is a term used to refer to someone as A FINE ASS BITCH
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Contraction for "press pussy": anyone identifying as a member of the press whose snowflake-like behaviors or qualities leads them to hold opinions and feelings worthy only of a weakling or, because of said qualities is easily butthurt by truths that bruise or otherwise injure their infantile feelings, thereby reducing themselves to the status of a delicate being incapable of weathering the truths of reality that do not accord with their wishes.
It is almost universally the case that pressies are the sorts of people who, once given to displeasure of any degree toward another human being, group thereof, circumstance, object, event, organization, or other entity or concept, will go on a personal crusade to besmirch, disparage, discount, defame, insult, libel, smear, slander, malign, or otherwise cast aspersions upon the source of their butthurt with the purpose of bringing harm, either physically, financially, or by way of one's reputation.
Pressies represent one of the lowest forms of life to be found on earth, and perhaps even the galaxy.
People such as Jim Acosta and Rachel Maddow are prime examples of pressies.
It is almost universally the case that pressies are the sorts of people who, once given to displeasure of any degree toward another human being, group thereof, circumstance, object, event, organization, or other entity or concept, will go on a personal crusade to besmirch, disparage, discount, defame, insult, libel, smear, slander, malign, or otherwise cast aspersions upon the source of their butthurt with the purpose of bringing harm, either physically, financially, or by way of one's reputation.
Pressies represent one of the lowest forms of life to be found on earth, and perhaps even the galaxy.
People such as Jim Acosta and Rachel Maddow are prime examples of pressies.
The news anchor, a notorious pressy, went wild with the president's latest announcements of respect for the rights of all people.
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Get the preashe mug.Perasynthiyas are special girls; they are beautiful, kind, and super smart! They do not take crap, and will state their opinions, no matter what. Perasynthiyas are very bookish, and always enjoy reading Hunger games, and Harry Potter, but HATE Twilight. Their favourite cover singer is Jasmine Thompson, and favourite singer is Taylor Swift. They also love the song 'Miss Moving On'. Their favourite musical is 'Hamilton' and Eliza Schuyler Hamilton is their favourite character. Their favourite food is Beef, but it has to have Chicago seasoning. Perasynthiyas will play, and is not afraid to admit it. If your friends with a Perasynthiya you are the luckiest person on earth!!
Lyle: Wow! Is that a Perasynthiya? She's so smart and pretty!
Kyle: Yeah! But be careful! She Plays!
Lyle: And is not afraid to admit it!
Kyle: Yeah! But be careful! She Plays!
Lyle: And is not afraid to admit it!
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It is the processing of a punishment for a PEDOPHILE that cannot stop the momentum.
A race of diligence to convince in symbiotic fashion to assist in slowing down the process of SYSTOLE DESTINY .
A race of diligence to convince in symbiotic fashion to assist in slowing down the process of SYSTOLE DESTINY .
In order to show undying LOYALTY the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE had to buy THE SYSTOLE PREP KIT and walk 4.4 miles in terrible pain with defective transportation gear expected back at the GOOGLEPLEX as PRESYSTOLE is PREPARE SYSTEM STOOL LEE which is SHIT AND EAT SHIT all of IT tonight.
This is the hardest thing in LIFE for anyone to preclude as inevitability of PRESYSTOLE has started and it is a painful reminder every ASSHOLE even the BIGGEST ASSHOLE is not immortal.
This is the hardest thing in LIFE for anyone to preclude as inevitability of PRESYSTOLE has started and it is a painful reminder every ASSHOLE even the BIGGEST ASSHOLE is not immortal.
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