Pension

Canadian version of a 401K plan. Expect you just get it. You don't have to pay into it. However, you do get paid in maple syrup

I'm Candian - I get a pension eh!!

by RealEeber June 16, 2018

Potentinallity

1. Adjective-The Amount Of Potential Someone Has. 2. Adjective-Another Word For Hussle, Game or Swagger.

1. Mark's Potentinallity Was Low When He Spilled His Chaser On The Floor.

by Zacky D. Valentine September 18, 2009

pofessional

When you're trying to look professional, but you can't afford to hire a proper designer so you do it yourself, poorly.

I made my own website because I'm trying to be more pofessional

by Tibbs! October 19, 2015

Pension predator

A younger person dating a significantly older person hoping to benefit from their old age pension or insurance ect

See the age difference..shes after his money... pension predator

by Bricker81 October 23, 2018

Potentiometer

it potentiominates

I potentiominate on a daily basis. Potentiometer

by don't ask questions get money December 7, 2018

Pensioner

A pensioner is a old duffer who takes barley enough money to live and the popular show still game a legendary show and just be careful if there sleeping

Person 1: hawl is that old pensioner sleeping or is he deed
Person 2: al check SHES STEALING YOUR PENSION!!
Pensioner: huh whos there

Person 2: naw hes fine

by Steve not stephe January 11, 2020

pensioner porn

A type of erotica, usually in the form of a romance novel or story, which to most under the age of sixty five, is just some lame smut, but to a pensioner, it is the sexiest thing since short legged drawers.

Harold: Hey Beth, did you hear that Jackie Collins wrote a new book?
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!

by Johann Sebastian Snuff March 14, 2021