postmoralist

a person who denies morality by using semantic terms to separate ethics and aesthetics from morals

that fadethebutcher is a postmoralist and has ethics but not morals, while being 24 and still not having a BA, as compared to der sturmer who is currently unemployed but looking for a job in the field of data entry

by I'veGotPropaneInMyUrethra June 16, 2004

postcode chav

A person who is a CHAV only because of where they live. i.e. their postcode or area

where you from kid?

Harrow

hmm doesnt look like a chav...maybe hes a postcode chav

by lloyd's cousin April 23, 2005

pontoon

sounds like a dirty word but its actually a marine engineering term for containers fastened together to support a floating bridge, boat or plane

She sunned her voluptuous body on the pontoon bridge across the pond.

by mandingoe May 5, 2004

postmodern

The idea that there is no objective meaning, only subjective meaning, the meaning one brings to a thing, irrespective of the intent of the author, or of the Author, or of reality.

Postmodern born-again Christianity is viewed by many as the enemy of Biblical inerrancy.

by David Malcolm Porta December 28, 2005

postonme

a weak-assed knock-off of the fantastic wall here at urban dictionary.

is postonme still around?why?

by da trick biatch May 4, 2006

pontooning

The act of swaffling (smacking your penis against something) fast and furiously between a woman's breasts. Similar to motorboating but with a penile element.

You could motorboat your girlfriend, but may derive more pleasure from pontooning her instead. Just make sure it is ok to ejaculate in her cleavage before doing so.

by Ryanandluciana April 23, 2013

Pootooth

The act of taking a picture of ones poo on your phone, and then sending it, via bluetooth, to any indiscriminate person who happens to be unfortunate enough to have their bluetooth on at the time

"Wow, I just laid a huge brick, i'm gonna have to pootooth someone with that gem"

"Oh my god, I can't believe that, some random has just pootoothed me, that is disgusting!"

by TheSniffer1979 June 30, 2009