Poseidon's French Kiss

A variation of the traditional Poseidon's Kiss with the added enhancement of water actually entering the anal cavity.

My barn doors didn't shut fast enough and I got a Poseidon's French Kiss!

by Slimcady August 1, 2022

Poseidon’s Kiss

When the shit hit the water and the water hits your coochie right on the lips.

Yeah I was just taking a shit and I got surprised by a Poseidon’s kiss

by Sursiq February 2, 2023

Steaming Hot Bowels of Poseidon

Also known as a dishwasher. A quick and effective way to clean dishes.

I could wash these dishes by hand, or I could stick them in the Steaming Hot Bowels of Poseidon.

by Strudel Doom October 6, 2018

Poseidon's Kiss

The act of toilet water splashing up onto exposed asscheeks as a result of a large amount of feces dropping into the toilet.

Erik: Dude, looks like you got some swamp ass there!
Roger: Nah man, just Poseidon's Kiss earlier this morning.

by Funny Boner March 21, 2016

Ice Poseidon

The part projecting above the mouth on the face of a person or animal, containing the nostrils and used for breathing and smelling.

Doctor: what brings you here today?
Patient: I have a sore throat, cough, and a runny Ice Poseidon.

by elsaabka January 4, 2019

Baby Poseidon

Baby poseidon is the generic brand blue raspberry juice you get at your local grocery store for at MOST $1.50. This is the juice you take home in slurp down in 2 days and is 0% real juice. This type of juice is also known as blue drink or some people just call it Kool-Aid.

XBOX Live Gamer: Hold on guys, imma go grab a glass of that baby poseidon real quick.

XBOX Live Gamer 2: Alright, we'll wait for you.

by Mr. Rugby March 5, 2012

Prince Poseidon

Also known as Triton, Son of Poseidon.

Prince Poseidon may also refer to

Prince of the Salish

Hey, is that the Salish Prince?

Naw man, dass Prince Poseidon....you ain't herd.of hiiim? He's huge in Florida.

Oh, I thought he was from WA

by googlespander-gold-mine May 9, 2013