Pootine

When you’re eating a girl’s ass when she has a yeast infection

Guy 1 : Yo you hit that last night?

Guy 2 : Nah I gave er the ol stratch n sniff and I pulled nothin but gravy and curds talk about a pootine eh

by StalinEatsAss March 1, 2021

Pooting

Yorkshire (and possibly broader) slang that is pretty old and perhaps only in common usage in the countryside.

Pooting: To wander in a relaxed manner; potentially from poot = fart, -> ‘farting about’ meaning to do something in an inefficient manner, not necessarily interested in any particular end goal.

“Hey Jim. Are you about today? Fancy a pint?”

“Hey Tim. Nah, sorry mate, me and the missus are pooting around Dalby Forest for the weekend. I’m not sure when we’ll be back.”

by SirDingleberry August 23, 2021

Pootintato

A bribe or favor from Vladimir Putin given with the intent to manipulate and control.

Trump ate way too many Pootintatoes on his ascendancy to his Putin-puppet throne, likely with extra poo.

by Tahobo December 11, 2021

pootinskoot

Means auntie or my auntie

Pootinskoot- noun auntie

by Tooth’s slide July 23, 2023

Popotan

Popotan started the meme Caramelldansen, but is also an illegal loli game.
You play as some lame ass high school dropout trying to get a job and shelter. You pay rent at a mansion now. You then try and date the girls in the mansion and unlock sex scenes. Btw, the youngest character (Mii) is 12. dafuq?
Good thing it is illegal to own in the States.

Guy: Popotan is a good visual novel
Fred: pedo alert

by the piss monster from hell October 11, 2024

Pooptin

The poo version of Vladimir Putin.

Gosh I wish Pooptin would stop being such a dick already.

by toeyjammer January 18, 2024

pootin

the act of a fat girl on a vespa; usually ends in her falling off

While lootin' for a parking spot, I spotted a pootin' on her Vespa, pollutin' the air with her tootin

she came pootin through town like a bullet train in a buffet line.

by scruffy February 1, 2024