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platonic orgy

When a bunch of friends get together and there's lots of group hugging involved, usually without socks!
Man me and my friends kept on having so many group hugs, I got so sweaty from touching all of them. It was like having a platonic orgy!

Remember that big group hug where we took off our socks? It was like a platonic orgy, lol.
by Blubru May 21, 2015
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platonic friends with benefits

Friends who are not dating but want to do traditionally romantic things together
Holding hands
Cuddling
Sitting in each other's laps (in a non sexual way)
Peck kisses (lips, cheeks, forehead)
"I have a term for us, we're platonic friends with benefits!"
by anubisd101 February 6, 2021
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cerebral polygonis

a square, or block, shaped head.
Mark Wahlberg, Matt Damon, and John Cena have a severe case of cerebral polygonis.
by Malissa C January 27, 2008
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Platonic

Being platonic means having someone who loves you for who you are without complicating it with sex.
It's an interdependent relationship and usually lasts decades if done correctly.
There is no expectation, no jealousy.
My best platonic friend always told me I would see the pattern more clearly as time went. I'll always love him for his insight.
by REBel Siren August 22, 2021
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Platonica

The place a stalled relationship lands when it's drifting amid an ending, a struggle to stay friends and a suppressed desire to be intimate again.
After being apart for months and not communicating, they started to talk again, which immediately landed them both in Platonica.
by rambler November 29, 2005
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platonic love

Deep connection bewtween two people with no sexual desire or romantic attachment.
"That's my best friend in the world, but there's nothing but platonic love going on."
by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009
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Platonic blowjob

The platonic idea of love is non-physical, so there’s a natural irony in this kind of thing. The word platonic with the word blowjob is automatically an oxymoron. So, the platonic blowjob is a particular kind of act between two people who claim to be friends yet are sexually dependant on one and other (either by desire or sudden necessity). In other words, it’s a kind of booty call where one sucks the cock of the other to save or strengthen the friendship.
Amy: What do you think are the political ramifications of China switching to nuclear power?
Mj: Hey, Amy, I’m sorry but I’m too horny too listen. I think I’m going to have to booty call my ex or hit on that pig drinking by herself over by the pool table.
Amy: No, don’t leave me alone.
Well, then what?
I have an idea! I’ll give you a platonic blowjob!
(Amy drops to her knees in front of MJ mphhhphh mphph mphphphhphhhhhh)
Ah, thanks. I think that China modernizing to all nuclear reactors will have a profound impact on the price of oil. It will drop . . .
(an example of a friendship saved by the Platonic Blowjob)

John: Are you dating Amy?
MJ: No, I like drinking with her.
John: Aha. She's been giving you platonic blowjobs, hasn't she? What a pig!
by Pigslut Master March 16, 2008
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