promasterbating

The sexual act of fucking an inanimate object.

My brother Jerry is really crazy I caught him promasterbating with a lamp this afternoon.

by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008

Podmajersky

a group of people who are super amazing and you wish you were them and they are beautiful :)

Heyyy alli! You and your friends are such a podmajersky!

by alli is amazing! February 2, 2009

Podcasturbation

Using a podcast as a blog, or podcasting for an hour or more for an audience of five or less. Less expensive then psychoanalysis.

He never really has anything interesting to say, and noone interesting to say it to, and it's always available online- it's frickin' podcasturbation.

by the giant snail January 6, 2006

Podeater

A person most likely a millennial that either partakes in the eating of Tide pods on a dare ( TidePod Challenge) or lacks the mental capacity to make logical capacity to tie their own shoes.

OMG did you see Trudeau trying to answer that question about ethics?

He is such a Podeater!!!

by Leo D'enviro-NO January 20, 2018

Pokemaster

Breanne Rose Ellis.

Breanne is the most famous pokemaster in the entire world. :)

by Breanne Rose March 18, 2009

poomyster

1. a cute baby that poops a lot
2. refering to ones significant other

1.ah look at that cute little poomyster
2. I miss my poomyster I haven't seen him/her all day.

by Dee December 28, 2004

ponnmaster

one who owns the pussy ,totaly dominates it, makes it call for help from the ass or mouth .

damm u see viper hit that poon , he is the poonmaster

by vipersavages March 10, 2004