Pigeon

You're playing chess against a Pigeon, and even if you win the Pigeon will smash all the pieces off the board and shit all over it.

It's a human behavior compiled by several different features such as (but not limited to) being a dick, douche or asshole and in a way not giving a shit about other people or acceptable social rules. A pigeon is annoying and is usually enhanced by Alcohol.

Someone spills a drink on your carpet but doesn't clean it up.
- "Man you're such a fucking Pigeon"

A group of drunk girls singing "I wanna dance with somebody" at 5am outside your window with no regards to sleeping residents".
- "Man I wish these pigeons would shut the fuck up. "

A person takes 7 tokes of a joint in 1 go in a circle of 6 people, disregarding the puff puff pass rule.
- "Man that guy is such a pigeon"

by Sebbe SWEDEN November 11, 2014

Pigeon

When you ejaculate out the second floor or higher window, and hit someone below you, like a pigeon.

Andrew was putting his keys in the door when he felt something on his shoulder. He thought it was a bird, but he got pigeoned by Nick.

by Crackershinobi. June 27, 2009

pigeoning

The art of having a conversation with someone when you don't know anything about them, sometimes not even their name. Often (but not always) used when sharking (a.k.a picking up) women.

Hey man did you even know that girl you were talking to last night?

No I was just pigeoning.

by LeKtiC July 22, 2010

pigeon

Someone who snitches on a situation

Joe is in Jail because his girlfriend was a pigeon.

by Sara May 13, 2005

pigeon

The broken english language that local hawaiians speak.

Ha bra godo store?

by mark allen January 25, 2004

pigeoned

A sex position where you go outside and one partner lies near a light post, and the other climbs it. Once the partner climbing has reached the top of the light post. They carefully squat,and let out a huge load of shit. It is supposed to hit your partner square in the face. *careful while doing this because this is infact one of the most dangerous sex positions in the world*

Jack: hey did you here what happened to Ben

Kenya: no what happened
Jack: he pigeoned Lisa in HR and now he's being questioned by the supervisor
Kenya: what a daredevil. I want to be pigeoned by him.

by Jackson jacksoff May 14, 2015

pigeon

you know how when u give one pigeon something, all the other pigeons come expecting some for each of them?

friend: yo lemme get some of that

me: sure but i don't have that much
friend 2: yo lemme get some too
friend 3: yeooo me too
me: god damn y'all some pigeons

by yyyessir October 19, 2019