trouser phlegm

noun.

what a man makes when he has a wet dream or premature ejaculation

1."You think I'm gonna sleep with you now? All you did was touch my tit and you got trouser phlegm all over your pants!"

2."When I woke my son this morning, he had trouser phlegm in his pajamas. Must of dreamt of the neighbor girl again."

by shla'tekkin May 5, 2009

Sea Phlegm

The horrible foamy residue that floats on the sea

Person 1: Look at that gross stuff on the sea
Person 2: You mean the Sea Phlegm?
Person 1: What the hell is Sea Phlegm?
Person 2: That gross floaty stuff that the sea sends to the outside because it doesn't want to swallow it...

by TrashyCure June 27, 2014

pleggings

pleather leggins. see BCBGeneration for further examples.

damnn liz, your pleggings look raw as hell!

by scandaliz July 8, 2010

phlemjob

To lubricate a penis with phlem instead of spit for the typical blowjob.

Lisa had a huge set of tits and I wanted to stare at them while she gave me a B.J. I didnt know she had COPD, she hawked a loogie on my shaft. It was strangely satisfying. Best and first phlemjob ever!

by Mr. Nate February 23, 2015

Phlease

It adds attitude and sass to the word please.

"I'm a boss"... "Phlease, I'm the boss you're the employee."

by m1nty_c April 9, 2015

Phlegmatic

Having a slow way about you--or--Being unemotional cold -- just there...no aliveness.

Example 1. "You mean--even though your family was just violently butchered into blood sodden slices --you want a fucking cheeseburger? You aint nothing but a phlegmatic motherfucker. . ." Example 2. Confronted with the 25 strong gang of violent murder hungry demons on a dark L.A. back alley, I said, "Pardon me for being so PHLEGMATIC, --But, which one of you frail --confused--bitches wants uncle butcher to skin and debone ya asses rright now?" I said in a phhlegmatic manner.

by Bobby Revell March 17, 2005

Shit phelgm

1. The muscous secreted from one's anus after consuming an extreme amount of foodstuffs that are high in fibre, such as baked beans for example.

2. An insult

"I'm not eating any of those beans again", said Keith. "They made me shit phelgm".

"Dude, you shit phelgm"

by Link December 8, 2004