Psychiatrist: You need medication because I believe you are mentally ill.
Philosopher: All because you believe I'm mentally ill doesn't mean I am. Isn't it just as possible that you're mentally ill believing that I'm mentally ill without any real scientific evidence to back it up?
Philosopher: All because you believe I'm mentally ill doesn't mean I am. Isn't it just as possible that you're mentally ill believing that I'm mentally ill without any real scientific evidence to back it up?
by Foolosopher84 January 25, 2011
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Carpenter: I built a house.
Doctor: I saved a woman's life.
Scientist: I've designed the missle defense system our country uses.
Dumbass: I only measure direct contributions, and I fail to understand that it is possible for something to indirectly benefit society. I'm the kind of person that thinks that rebounds and assists are useless in basketball.
Philosopher: I am interested in a discipline that has given birth to democracy and other political theories, the natural sciences, psychology, and more recently, cognitive science. Without the work conducted in philosophy, a monarch could destroy the house that a carpenter built without any compensation, and the knowledge necessary to save a person's life or to build a missile defense system would have not likely occurred.
I use logic to reach conclusions that are either necessary, contingent, or contradictory (impossible). Computers and robotics would be impossible without my contributions to propositional calculus, first-order logic, temporal logic, and modal logic.
Doctor: I saved a woman's life.
Scientist: I've designed the missle defense system our country uses.
Dumbass: I only measure direct contributions, and I fail to understand that it is possible for something to indirectly benefit society. I'm the kind of person that thinks that rebounds and assists are useless in basketball.
Philosopher: I am interested in a discipline that has given birth to democracy and other political theories, the natural sciences, psychology, and more recently, cognitive science. Without the work conducted in philosophy, a monarch could destroy the house that a carpenter built without any compensation, and the knowledge necessary to save a person's life or to build a missile defense system would have not likely occurred.
I use logic to reach conclusions that are either necessary, contingent, or contradictory (impossible). Computers and robotics would be impossible without my contributions to propositional calculus, first-order logic, temporal logic, and modal logic.
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A national holiday when some of the nation's rowdiest gentlemen (Phi Delta Theta) rage face with their respected chapters.
Person A: "Hey are you going to the TKE apartment party tonight?"
Person B: "HELL NO! I'm raging at Phiesta tonight."
Person A:"Don't you have a test in the morning?"
Person B:"Fuck it!"
Person B: "HELL NO! I'm raging at Phiesta tonight."
Person A:"Don't you have a test in the morning?"
Person B:"Fuck it!"
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He is very strong funny and talented at everything he tries.
He is a sex god and is friends with lots of people . He may show off but you just try not to be impressed. He is kind, thoughtful, and really atractive.
He is very strong funny and talented at everything he tries.
He is a sex god and is friends with lots of people . He may show off but you just try not to be impressed. He is kind, thoughtful, and really atractive.
girl1: wow look a that new kid
girl2: Yhea he's hot.
girl1: whats his name?
girl2: Phileas, i think?
girl2: Yhea he's hot.
girl1: whats his name?
girl2: Phileas, i think?
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