phallacosity

noun
1: quality of similarity to male genitalia
1a: quality of being like to a phallus

That shrub has great phallacosity.

by CommunistDew August 24, 2004

Phallacity

The degree of which an object resembles a penis or penis-like object.

The veins drawn on my soda bottle added extra phallacity.

by Boston Pancake December 12, 2013

Phallicious

adj. Having phallic qualities while also being delicious.

"These bananas are phallicious!"

by Cynus June 11, 2015

Phallicropolis

n. 1) A penis shaped citadel or fortified part of an ancient Greek city. 2) Any phallic shaped structure erected as an act of triumph.

Fall back to the Phallicroplis—it's our last line of defense!

The Washington Monument, due to its memorial of George Washington's triumph in the Revolutionary war, as well as its location in the United States' highly secure capital, can be classified as a Phallicropolis.

by SEM101postlawrence November 25, 2013

Phallicivore

/'falik-i-vore/

(noun)
An organism that feeds exclusively on phallic shaped appendages ( see penis ).

I told Brett to 'eat dicks' as an insult. Little did I know he was a phallicivore.

by TrilliamBreauxregard December 12, 2015

phallucination

phallus (penis) + hallucination (mirage, false sensory experience): noun - thinking you see a penis when or where there isn't one expected.

Daydreaming of sex, I had a phallucination where their entire bodies turned into giant dicks.

by pistachioceanic September 15, 2017

palladio

A man possessing great knowledge. An intellect.

Palladio will definitely be a philosopher one day.

by ZZHpar22 February 16, 2022