phallapropism

The incorrect use or interpretation of a word pertaining to the male genitalia resulting in the substitution of one with a similar sound (viz. malapropism).

"You seen the size o' that ole boy's dong?" asked Cletus, staring bitterly down at his own withered package.

"I ain't interested in how big a turd Jimbo can lay," replied Larry. His phallapropism was no surprise; he'd always had trouble distinguishing between soft vowel sounds.

by kemibe February 23, 2013

Phalladvocate

A close friend who provides sexual advice or acts as a liaison in your penis's best interest.
Wingman

Mac, speaking as your phalladvocate, I strongly advise you to refrain from going home with the stripper. Those red bumps on her lips are not from "shaving"... Trust me buddy, it would be in your best interest.

by HansGruber88 March 24, 2016

Phalangee

Phalangee is your typical witch. She believes in the powers of magic and gemstones. Her aura is bright and happy, but when she senses the demons nearby, she is a completely different witch. She is fun to be friends with, but stay far away from her bad side.

Phalangee loves to perform spells on her enemies.

by YOUR HAIRLINE May 17, 2018

phallapeño

The outrageously painful burning result of a male having to urinate after handling jalapeños.

Jack caught a bad case of phallapeño when he had to pee right after building a killer plate of nachos.

by Hopkins21 October 6, 2019

Phalex

A seemingly bad speller who is later vindicated.

I completely thought the guy was a phalex, but it turns out he knew his stuff.

by HypCo March 2, 2005

phallacy

Phallacy is the name of an amazing clothing company which offers magical color changing clothes.. That's right clothes that change color when you go outside. AMAZING MAGICAL

The word phallacy is a play on the word Fallacy as in a misleading argument or false argument.. Thus Phallacy's Clothing misleads many by having things appear on it..

Dick: Dude did your shirt just change color?

Jane: Yeah it's magic nig!

or

OMG YOUR SHIRT JUST HAD STUFF APPEAR ON IT !

DUH I bought this wonderful color changing shirt from phallacy lets go play in the sun and make it change...

by The Phallacy September 19, 2008

Phallacious

1. Any person, place, or thing which bears resembalance to a wang.
2. Any act done in a manner which, similarily, somehow bears resembalance to a wang.

1. Person one: Dude, that's quite the phallacious hat you have on today.
Person two: Thank you, old chap.

2. Person one: Man, that was the most phallacious backflip I have ever seen.
Person two: Asshole, shut the hell up, I can't help it. You should fuck a cat.

by renegademaster July 6, 2005