The act of making love to a women, then immediately afterward when asked if you love her and suddenly coming to the conclusion that you do not, respond with a short pause, a shake of the head, and a resounding yet quiet, "no" simultaneously breaking up with her... you then drive her home.
by Urban-Dick-Tionary September 23, 2009
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My most innocent perversion is that sometimes I pleasure myself to videos of homeless women panhadling unsuccesfully.
by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023
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To frustrate; specifically to offer something, or have something be within reach of a person, and then have that thing taken away.
I got pemersoned so hard last night, Ethan offered me a cookie and when I said yes he ate the whole thing in one bite.
Friend 1: "When I tried to meet with a nurse, student health services gave me an appointment and when I arrived they made me wait until I had to leave for class."
Friend 2: "Wow what a pemerson"
Friend 1: "When I tried to meet with a nurse, student health services gave me an appointment and when I arrived they made me wait until I had to leave for class."
Friend 2: "Wow what a pemerson"
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Person (Natalie): Did you see Jake Peterson today? Hes so sexy
Person 2: (Matt): nay boi im straight
Person 2: (Matt): nay boi im straight
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