penile dissoperation

when you beat your meat so goddamn hard, that you have to take a break, or your dick will fall off.
I had penile dissoperation when I beat off 17 times in one hour.
by Mr_Avacado_Man November 27, 2017
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Penile Apache

When one is fixing to ejaculate and sprints toward an individual and delivers a large amount of semen onto them. Often times while screaming the phrase, "America!". Can also be referred to as a Strafing Run, or The Screaming Eagle.
Adam delivered the woman freedom with his use of the Penile Apache. Believed to be his final form.
by KrispiKreme March 02, 2015
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Penile Threat

Jess "I will punch your dick!". Dixer, "OH NO NOT THE PENILE THREAT!"
by Mr. Deafinition July 03, 2018
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Penile Dementia

The phenomenon whereby your penis will urinate anywhere but where you're aiming.

Possible causes are sex, sitting uncomfortably, and having a foreskin.
Jerry: Dave, why is the ceiling wet?!
Dave: Sorry, I had penile dementia.
by Locus0mega March 05, 2011
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Penile Intervention

A Penile Intervention is a strategy used to disrupt a conversation. Timed well, it can lead to a halt in conversation, or, if your lucky, a stop in the conversation of the group for 10 whole minutes. The manouvre is performed by, during the conversation, unzipping your flies, whipping your meat 'n' two veg out, and flailing it in a wild and majestic manner about the room, hopefully ending your fiasco somewhere near the most sexually active, and preferably heterosexual, male in the group.
"I silenced my boss by perfoming a Penile Intervention in the workplace"

"I intervened a conversation between a couple of friends of mine in a penile manner"
by Becky 'Barn Owl' Barnett August 01, 2006
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Penile Transparency

When a man's sexual arousal, i.e. boner is blindingly apparent to a woman.
Eric is suffering from penile transparency.

Dude Eric totally is pitching a tent about Kimber! He really needs to chill out. She can totally tell.
by Hefty-n-Handy Smurfs March 31, 2010
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penile fracture

The worst pain know to man. A broken/fractured penis. Caused during rigorous sex and blood vessels pop.
I'm in the hospital because I have a penile fracture
by I'm a gypo 123 March 22, 2017
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