penguin

a short guy that has a fat round stomach and walks with his back arched.

My brother in law looks like a penguin especially when he is wearing his wife beater undershirt.

by jp1 November 27, 2006

penguin

Fat guy that was defeated by BatMan in the late 1950s.

Jimminy Wilikers! It's Penguin!

by Robin October 24, 2003

penguin

(Male) member of a symphony orchestra, so called because of their black and white garb and tendency to be seen in large groups close together.
Some also make distinctive honking noises.

No.5 dressing room is for luvvies, No.6 is for penguins.

by Silverfin August 21, 2006

penguin

Penguins may look cute and cuddly, but they are going to take over the world and the Gnomes are going to help them.

Stock up on the anti penguin guns because they're loose and looking for world domination!

by A Dead Duck And Two Eggs February 03, 2007

penguin

a sharply dressed man

"Sammy's boyfriend looked like such a penguin at prom."

by Spicy_Pepper February 05, 2009

penguin

fuck penguins!!! Im'a kill em' all muthafuckers

blast that benguin with yo uzi.

by fuck penguins December 23, 2004

penguin

it's when you drop a deuce then realize you're out of toilet paper. you can't put your pants back on 'cuz you'll ruin your shorts. so, you leave 'em at your ankles and do the penguin around the house until you find something you can wipe your ass with.

why do a penguin when you can just use your socks?

by tbones March 22, 2006