penguin

An awkward lesbian. Typically identifiable by plaid attire, taste in music that ignores anything more than 5 years old, or tendency to speak to oneself and/or criticize others in a quiet, heavily-impeded speech, much like that of a penguin. Also prone to frantic movements of the arms below the elbows.

She rocked the penguin look, wearing a plaid button down while scoffing at the coldplay song playing through the sound system.

by shakakhan February 23, 2008

penguin

Fat guy that was defeated by BatMan in the late 1950s.

Jimminy Wilikers! It's Penguin!

by Robin October 24, 2003

penguin

(Male) member of a symphony orchestra, so called because of their black and white garb and tendency to be seen in large groups close together.
Some also make distinctive honking noises.

No.5 dressing room is for luvvies, No.6 is for penguins.

by Silverfin August 21, 2006

penguin

Penguins may look cute and cuddly, but they are going to take over the world and the Gnomes are going to help them.

Stock up on the anti penguin guns because they're loose and looking for world domination!

by A Dead Duck And Two Eggs December 12, 2008

penguin

a sharply dressed man

"Sammy's boyfriend looked like such a penguin at prom."

by Spicy_Pepper February 5, 2009

penguin

fuck penguins!!! Im'a kill em' all muthafuckers

blast that benguin with yo uzi.

by fuck penguins June 10, 2006

penguin

it's when you drop a deuce then realize you're out of toilet paper. you can't put your pants back on 'cuz you'll ruin your shorts. so, you leave 'em at your ankles and do the penguin around the house until you find something you can wipe your ass with.

why do a penguin when you can just use your socks?

by tbones April 18, 2006