peenalitis

Inflammation of the penis.

After I had sex with that strange woman I came down with a case of peenalitis.

The doctor said I have peenalitis and gave me some cream to ease the swelling.

by la the brightman March 20, 2010

Peedance

The really cool and intuitive dance you do when you're waiting outside the bathroom or when you need to go, but can't

- What hell took you so long man? I was out here doing the peedance for 15 minutes!

- I was waiting in line to a club, when my urinary bladder hit it's peak. Tried to peedance it away but it couldn't be helped, so i had to leave my place.

by B0hem July 7, 2010

Peewalking

When one pees while continuing to walk.

I saw a penis while walking home; this dude walked past me and had his penis out and was peewalking.

by Pwalker October 10, 2013

Sticky Pedal

A term created by the US Congress to refer to Toyota Motor's sticking accelerator pedal recall of 2010. More frequently the term is used as a form of slang to describe a man's sexual emission on the terminal portion of a limb which bears weight and allows locomotion of his male/female companion, commonly referred to as a foot job.

Jerry: Yo guy! You bang that chick last night?
Jim: No man, tried to bang her but only got a sticky pedal.
Jerry: Nice!
Jim: WORD

by Jerry Angelo February 24, 2010

Peedlebags

A term referring to a vegan's vagina, usually referring to one that has lost all it's former elasticity. Such as in a low hanging, baggy labia.

Can also be used as an unflattering derogatory term towards female vegans, which is basically translated to "vegan bitch"

Don't go out with her she has extreme peedlebags.

You don't need need her in your life, she's a peedlebag.

by Fuzz Bucket December 31, 2009

Squeaky Pedal

When you aren't wearing a condom, but need to pull out, and the bitch you're banging doesn't want you to jizz on her, you grab her shoe and dump your cum load in it. Afterwards, when she walks around, the moisture will cause her shoe to squeak, kind of like a squeaky pedal on a bike.

Kelly didn't want me to drop my goo on her chest last night, so I popped my shot right in her right sneaker and gave her the squeaky pedal. You should have heard that bitch walking around, sounded like an old bike. Guess that will teach her to take it on the tits.

by Dirty First Downer June 28, 2009

Skinny Pedal

The "Skinny Pedal" is simply the foot-operated accelerator pedal in a motorized vehicle. Some folks call it the "gas pedal", as in "step on the gas!". In any event, the Skinny Pedal is the pedal that you depress with your foot, in a vehicle, to make said vehicle "go".

This term most commonly surfaces during stories told about lengthy trips accomplished at high rates of speed in minimal amounts of time...although it can be used to tell stories about anger-filled, short bursts of speed limit exceedance.

I was in a hurry to get there, so, the whole way, I was just STANDIN' ON THAT SKINNY PEDAL!!

That slow-ass was pissin' me off, so I cut over and just mashed that skinny pedal until he was in my rear view mirror.

by dearbrain November 20, 2009