pothead

a person who smokes marijuana habitually; a person who smokes marijuana compulsively; a person who smokes marijuana recreationally; see also, stoner, burner, weed fiend, toker.

the pothead may exhibit none, one or all of a variety of symptoms including but not limited to poor short-term memory, cliche laughing patterns or random, prolonged giggling, apathy, delusions, lethargy, compulsive eating of large amounts of food, watching of movies over and over again, playing of video games over and over again, sleeping on sofas in a sitting position, wearing of moccasins or flip flops, attending reggae concerts or laser shows, losing things, misplacing of the stash, breaking of glassware, laziness of eyelids, poor or extreme eye contact, going to junior college, studying of sociology, psychology or anthropology in college, ownership of 1 or more Pink Floyd albums, working at a music store or a camping store for more than 2 years, ownership of a beanie or knit cap, environmental advocacy, support of third party political campaigns, interest in conspiracy theories, etc.

by giggles78 March 21, 2010

Pothead

someone who, when given the opportunity and physically able, will never EVER reject weed. NEVER

"bob": hey man, wanna hit this bowl?
pothead: nah man, i gotta go to work
"bob": that's not for like 30 minutes bro
pothead: true that. pass that shit this way
"bob": that's what i thought

by GeorgeOrwell August 3, 2009

pothead outcast

someone who smokes a lot of weed, but is still yet to convert to being outlandish, slow, cheap, unmotivated and anti-conservative

that guy is smoking a blunt and praising Bush? he's a pothead outcast

by robdog073191 May 6, 2005

Harry Pothead

Hari Pothead is an unfortunate orphan who grew up to be a dope addict with some pretty serious delusions about being a wizard and all. His addiction left him with a serious head injury and an ugly scar on the forehead.

When he is not high, he is sweeping the streets, and when no one is looking, he likes to get nasty with the broomstick. He tried to be a snake-charmer when he realised his charm never worked on the ladies. Unfortunately the only snake that did not bite him (Nagini), left him for his sworn enemy after she explained that she was NOT a woman in disguise.

dude...you gotta slow down with the grass...you don't want to end up getting sorcerer stoned like Harry Pothead

by chitsb August 18, 2011

HARRY POTHEAD AND THE SORCERER'S STASH

Spoof of Harry Potter in which Harry, Ron, and Highmonie have to recover the evil dude's stash of marijuana in order to save the world.

Today we watched the greatest movie of all time "Harry Pothead and the Sorcerer's Stash".

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

Parrothead

1. A Jimmy Buffett fan.
2. Someone who wears beach attire all the time, especially flip flops and enjoys tropical drinks.
3. A member of a Parrothead Club.

I hear the Parrotheads are having a big party near the pier.

by David Jedziniak October 18, 2006

needledick pothead

There once was a boy, we'll call him "Zach". Well "Zach" asked this beautiful girl out. We will call her "Sarah". Well they dated for 2 months. 2 long, wonderful months. Zach would always tell Sarah how much he loved her. He would always show her too. Well Zach was also a notorious liar, and once they broke up, the lies came pouring out. He was a pothead, and he lied about that.

But the moral of the story is,

Zach had butt sex with some ugly chick named Natalia at the ymca. yeah gross '_'

well, he has diickk herpies, and she has butt herpies.

and well, thats how the cookie crumbles (;

Zach has a small weiner and hes a pothead, thats why we call him needledick pothead.

Needledick potheads like to have buttsex at the YMCA :)

by zmaddog14 March 23, 2011