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side-ponytail

Having hair sticking out of the side of your head, leaving you looking like you're mentally challenged.
A side-ponytail is gay and looks like a girl who forgot to make a second pigtail.
by Anonymous January 21, 2005
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ponytail hot mess

flirty woman at a bar or club, sort of good looking, certainly do-able by guy standards, half in the bag and looking well spent, bouncing all over the place from table to table, with her hair in a ponytail waging like a dog's tail
Hey, look at the Ponytail Hot Mess at the bar trying to pick up on that guy (chuckles)
by gxg0703 August 29, 2009
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Japanese Ponytail

The process of holding a man or woman's rectum open with two fingers and then inserting scoops of ice cream, several if possible. Then one proceeds to have anal sex with this person.
"Oh my god... Paul japanese ponytailed me last night..."

"That bitch walkin' like she got a japanese ponytail!"
by picklefucker August 26, 2013
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ponytail

(from a hairstyle popular with the people described, usage invented by Kaecyy in 2005)

A generally amiable but hopelessly nerdy person-- not necessarily possessing an actual ponytail or even long hair-- who is usually immersed in a combination of science fiction and fantasy literature (and their derivatives), roleplaying games (often in their live action varieties), the gothic-industrial subculture, and/or the historical reenactment of pre-industrial periods of European history (often at what are called "Renaissance fairs")-- among other influences-- to or nearly to the point of lifestyle.
You talking shit about Patrick? Fuck you. Yeah so he's a bit of a ponytail, but he's ten times as nice as you. Yeah, YOU'RE one to talk. You've got a ponytail in the closet-- uh-huh, you know I'm talking about that Darth Vader helmet. And the kilt. Suck phaser, buddy.
by Kaecyy April 21, 2006
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ponytail

Ponytail is when a gay or bi guy gets mad at his balding lover for not satisfying him sexually. When his lover falls asleep, he jacks off on the guy's bald spot and then affixes a tube sock to it. The guy wakes up with a "ponytail". A variation of the superman.
Ben: Bruce wouldn't give it up last night so I ponytailed him when he fell asleep
by Vaughn Shady February 6, 2009
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National Two PonyTail Day

When August 11 where two ponytails with edges
I’m gonna wear two ponytails For National two Ponytail Day
by marnitra27 August 8, 2019
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ponytailing

The acts performed by a middle-aged man in the throes of his midlife crisis.
Joel just bough a Miata. He is ponytailing pretty hard.
by buttreygoodness August 29, 2005
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