Having hair sticking out of the side of your head, leaving you looking like you're mentally challenged.
by Anonymous January 21, 2005
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The process of holding a man or woman's rectum open with two fingers and then inserting scoops of ice cream, several if possible. Then one proceeds to have anal sex with this person.
"Oh my god... Paul japanese ponytailed me last night..."
"That bitch walkin' like she got a japanese ponytail!"
"That bitch walkin' like she got a japanese ponytail!"
by picklefucker August 26, 2013
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A generally amiable but hopelessly nerdy person-- not necessarily possessing an actual ponytail or even long hair-- who is usually immersed in a combination of science fiction and fantasy literature (and their derivatives), roleplaying games (often in their live action varieties), the gothic-industrial subculture, and/or the historical reenactment of pre-industrial periods of European history (often at what are called "Renaissance fairs")-- among other influences-- to or nearly to the point of lifestyle.
A generally amiable but hopelessly nerdy person-- not necessarily possessing an actual ponytail or even long hair-- who is usually immersed in a combination of science fiction and fantasy literature (and their derivatives), roleplaying games (often in their live action varieties), the gothic-industrial subculture, and/or the historical reenactment of pre-industrial periods of European history (often at what are called "Renaissance fairs")-- among other influences-- to or nearly to the point of lifestyle.
You talking shit about Patrick? Fuck you. Yeah so he's a bit of a ponytail, but he's ten times as nice as you. Yeah, YOU'RE one to talk. You've got a ponytail in the closet-- uh-huh, you know I'm talking about that Darth Vader helmet. And the kilt. Suck phaser, buddy.
by Kaecyy April 21, 2006
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by Vaughn Shady February 6, 2009
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