Randy Orton

A person that gets an undeserved push into the main event, despite the fact that he has no mic skills, mediocre wrestling skills, and no charisma. I nicknamed him Blandy Orton.

If you want to cure your insomnia, you can see Blandy Orton every Monday on RAW (AKA: the "how far will the WWE go to get Orton a reaction" show)

Here are two examples of classic Blandy Orton promos:

"I'm going to start what I finished" - (January 13, 2004)

"Jericho, you...you...have a big mouth!" (May 24, 2004)

by Danny March 12, 2005

Randy Orton

A untalented wreslter who can't wrestle for crap. Whishes he was as good as everyone else. In a non staged acutall match Benoit would beat the holy shit out of him. BTW Orton fans.....13-0 ;)

Orton: I am a legend killer!!

Foley: You can meet me in the parking lot after tonights show is over so we can settle this.
Undertaker: You can wrestle for shit

by Tyler April 5, 2005

randy orton

The crappies wrestler known to man. Nicknamed Randy Boreton because he's so boring.

Everyone who posted something good about Orton is a stupid fucking WWE mark and needs to go see some NWATNA.

by AJAW July 18, 2004

dammit orton

Blaming American Football player Kyle Orton when anything bad happens. Came about when Tim Tebow fans booed Kyle Orton for no other reason than he was not Tim Tebow. First uttered on Fark.com.

...when grandma slammed her fingers in the car door, she exclaimed, "Dammit Orton!"

by angryenrie September 14, 2011

Ortonville

The Greatest fuckin place in Michigan. Home to some of the chillest mother fuckers alive this is Dylan, Cain, Caleb, Matt, Tony, Cameron, Chuck, Mitchell, Joel, and Andrew. Then the fag Jack. They reside in Goodrich usually and FSU.

Dylan: Guys lets head up to the prop.
Cain: No im gonna go chill with Olivia.
Dylan: Ok see you douche.
Tony: Ok.
Matt: Alright ill meet you guys up there.
Cameron: Fuck you panky. Got any Spirits?
Caleb: Sand.
Andrew: Id rather stay in Ortonville its better here.
Dylan: No the prop is better we can fuck around more.
Andrew: Ok

by H1PST3R6542 October 31, 2011

Ortonism

Ortonism is the fictitious religion that worships WWE Superstar Randy Orton.

...and the Orton cometh down to the ring of battle from the crowd of his holy Ortonism followers and smited the heathen Kurt Angle with his mighty RKO!

by Ortonist Prime June 22, 2006

outonanisland

Crazy drunken rambling overclocker

gee outonanisland, you sure do suck

by random February 4, 2005