european osculation

european= france
osculation= to kiss

"he was cute, but i dont think i liked him enough to european osculate him!"

by Keatz May 29, 2005

ocularaudiorgasm

The intense feeling a person gets while or after watching and hearing a very pleasurable video or any other form of entertainment that are caught by sight and hearing. (May not apply to deaf or blind people).

John: Oh my god, I just had an ocularaudiorgasm after watching the movie trailer of the new film.

by Sn3akyH0b0 March 27, 2009

osculating

when a small group of wealthy egocentric people get together to decide who gets the golden phallus

I am osculating between Captain Jack and Captain Who-cares to win tonight.

by Henry Enrique March 11, 2014

Ocularopoeia

Ocularopoeia (also spelled ocularopœia, or occularopoeia from Greek: οφθαλμικόςποιΐα) is a word or a grouping of words that appear to be what it is describing, suggesting its source object, such as "l(o)(o)k" or "b(.)(.)bs". Occularopoeias was first introduced into popular culture in 2008 with the widespread popularization of "leetspeak", and applies almost exclusively to words of that type. The word is a synthesis of the Greek words οφθαλμικός (ocular = "of the eyes") and ποιέω (poieō, = "I make" or "I create") thus it essentially means "visual creation". Similar to onomatopoeia, meaning a word that sounds like the thing it describes.

The following phrase demonstrates Ocularopoeia:

L(o)(o)k, B(.)(.)bs!

by ALapeño October 30, 2008

ocular geology

removal of the hard crusty material/s that collect around the eye, commonly known as "sleep"

had to spend some ocular geology time this am

the rocks around my eyes would tire even the most hardy ocular geologist this morning!

by michael foolsley February 23, 2010

ocular job

when a man ejaculates inside of a womans eye. Preferably as she looks right at his penis hole.

Hey, why didn't you go to BBYO today? I was too busy giving my girlfriend an ocular job!

by bbyoincorp March 17, 2011

Ocular Distortion Factor

When a woman appears to be hot with sunglasses on, but soon as she takes them off, becomes tremendously less hot

Ben spots a beautiful girl walking into a building so he followed inside to talk to her, but when he walked in he immediately left because she had removed her sunglasses and revealed the ocular distortion factor.

by Captian McAwesomeville August 15, 2012