nutcracking

The expression for what you do with your buttcheeks when you need to really need to hold in your fart. Called "nutcracking" because you clench your cheeks so tightly that you could crack a walnut (or some other kind of nut) in between them.

Oh man, I'm totally nutcracking it right now!

by Twin D-hoo June 1, 2010

nutcrackering

The sex act of "scissoring" with two dudes.

Tim: Hey Loverboy are you ready for some sweet sweet backdoor action now or what?
Bill: I'm sorry Poopykins, but my backdoor is a little musky right now.
Tim: That's OK, I was kind of in the mood for some nutcrackering tonight anyways!

by Captain James T. Chez January 10, 2015

Poster Nutbag

Fictious character created by Trey Anastasio in the Jam Band Phish.

Poster Nutbag, the evil cat, stared down Harpua. . .AND THE COMET SLAMS INTO JUPITER. . .(crowd goes wild)

by Barbara Donelan May 14, 2004

son of a nutcracker

it`s a polite way of saying son of a bitch

you hit your thumb with a hammer

and you say son of a nutcracker

by jschli6 March 7, 2014

Nutrageous

OR NUTTY or nuts
means good or bare buff or hard in fights

that boy ye he banged john the other night hes bare nutty
that girls top is the shizzle ye init its nutrageous
OMG that boy is bare buff init hes propa nuts

by max richards July 24, 2008

nutcracker

A tough woman who, when provoked, will literally crack your nuts.

Oh boy, don't mess with Hilary, she's a nutcracker!

by p3214 May 25, 2009

Nutbroken

Similar to a heartbreak a nut break is where your cumslut (of any gender) leaves you go fuck some guy with nuts the size of bowling balls. Cuz you're so cool your heart isn't broken but every time you nut, you cry for the next week.

"Dang his girl left him for a stud,"
"Shit he must be nutbroken"

by Karen I just want to see my ki August 14, 2019