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Notch

To hookup with someone.
Becky told me that she would notch with me at the party tomorrow.
by ballersauce85 February 23, 2020
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Don’t come round hur with that notching ass attitude yau stinking ass NOTCH.
by anonymous January 26, 2021
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A notch is a line of the eyebrow missing. How it occurs: a person claims that they will or could achieve something ludicrous. Notch is then called and if the action isn’t completed the person who stated the claim receives a notch.
Owen: I could have a threesome tonight if I wanted.

Matt: Notch

Owen: Fuck, there’s no way I find two girls. I guess I deserve a notch.
by Tinderboi September 30, 2021
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An energetic person who is mentally unstable. This person is an Astrophile. This person also enjoys most foods with exception of tomatoes outside of burgers, Okra and Papaya. A generally chaotic foodie.
Notch(the n***a) is confused about how people can identify as a "Notch" but he will let it slide.
by TeeheeTee hee February 12, 2022
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'This is pure notch'
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notch in the bedpost

A person you've had sex with. Derived from the practice of tallying the number of sexual partners you've had by indenting your bed post. It is often used in derogatory fashion, by representing that a person is recognized solely as a past sexual achievement.
Tom: Hey, what happened with that girl...Sarah?
Kyle: Meh. She was just another notch in the bedpost.
by hambone skeet skeet November 19, 2013
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Notch's Dilemma

A scenario in any game's development stating that, if a modder is to outperform game developers in any fashion, or when modders reserve ideas from developers and mod them, there is nothing that the developers can do to compete with said modders without a hit to their reputation.

The term originates from when the Minecraft game developer, Notch, wanted to add horses into the game. However, horses were already featured in a popular mod for the game. Notch's dilemma had but three possible solutions and all of them would result in varying anger from the community:

1. Notch may have opted to create the horses himself. Though, due to the highly complex mod, they would likely be seen as inferior. To not seem inferior, he would need to add some of the good features already claimed by the mod, but in such a case, he would be seen as copying.

2. Alternatively, Notch may have decided to simply drop the idea of ever adding horses. Due to the excellence of the horse mod, it effectively reserved ideas that the official developers could never use without the modder's permission. This option would result in less overall outcry from the community but disappoint many who hoped for horses.

3. As Notch did officially, he decided to add the mod to the game with the developer's permission. In the process, many saw Notch as lazy and he created a hefty hit on the prestige of the Minecraft development team. All this despite the fact that adding the excelling mod was the simplest solution
I really wish they would just fix the unit models in-game, but after that modder made such a great redesign, they're facing Notch's Dilemma. The bar was just set too high for them, and they cannot possibly pass it.
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