Nonce sense

A person with an uncanny ability to spot a nonce (paedophile) on first site.

I always thought Jimmy Savile was a paedo. My nonce sense was off the chart.

by RandyRhoads84 September 14, 2021

drug nonce

An adult who purchases drugs from someone under the age of 18

A: Who is that dodgy bloke standing outside the youth centre?
B: Oh that's Dean, the drug nonce

by KineticX49 March 14, 2020

Yoghurt Nonce

1.) A man that enjoys putting children’s yoghurt on a girl’s vagina and licking it off
2.) A man that enjoys putting children’s yoghurt on his cock and balls before having a wank off

What’s going on DOWN there? What are you doing WITH that? THE SICKNESS of that act! You yoghurt nonce!

by 37gang October 16, 2020

Dog Nonce

An individual who sexually interferes with those members of the Canis Lupus Familiaris species who are yet to acheive full sexual maturity

Person 1: "How's it going you fucking dog nonce?"
Dog Nonce: "Canny sick you fucking queer."

by Well sick dog fucker December 9, 2008

Nonce aware

White van will
Drug dealer Daniel
Molesting Mat
Pedo Pete
Noncy Nigel

Sex Offender Steve
Get In My Van Greg
Raping Ronald

And anyone named Chad

Tom: How is he so cool
Lily: He’s nonce aware

Tilly: Greggs

by noncy gold December 18, 2020

nonalysis

To lay claim to having analysed a given situation but it is quite clear by the presentation that no such analysis has taken place.

Jim says it is hatred of his happiness that has people fleeing his channel according to his own analysis but it is clear to everyone else that what he actually performed was more like nonalysis, seeing as the channel was haemorrhaging subscribers long before the transition took place.

by Starbug 1 June 20, 2021

Ninky Nonce

From the popular British tv show, there’d be a train that would carry the residents of the stars of the show, ‘In the Night garden’. This train was called the Ninky Nonk. Nonce is British slang for pedophile. It’s basically just a really extra way of saying pedophile.

Jack literally tried to kiss me last night, he’s so horny, ugh.

Yeah, he’s such a ninky nonce, avoid him.

by Spicysalt June 16, 2018