Noodes

Ramen noodles that are limp and soggy

"Hey can you get me some noodes? They are in the pantry"

by Glame83 August 8, 2017

Nodders

Slightly balding fake asian, that bullshits a lot, says "yes" all the time and fails to deliver!

Steve - Are you coming to the party tonight?
John - Yes!
Steve- Don't you be doing a nodders on me!!!
John - I won't!!

(John fails to turn up) John's done a nodders on us!!

by REL74 February 11, 2010

node

a 2 in. radius pimple on your ass. It hurts to sit down so u stand all day.

Yo that node on your ass is laying eggs in your asshole.

by Squeo and Zack January 12, 2003

Gylax Node Implosion

In 2004 a person appeared on the interweb calling himself Kal of The Troggs. He stated that he was from the future and by means of the Gylax Node Implosion he was thrust backwards into time to the year 1985 where he hibernated in his stasis cocoon until 1999 the year that we all partied as Prince instructed. He also stated that the Gylax Node was a giant generator device that supplied electricity to the area in which he came from. In November of 2004 the person calling himself Kal of The Troggs said "The Gylax Node has been repaired and i must return to the floating continent" Nobody has heard from him since. Sceptics say that this may have been an extravogant hoax or prank. The only thing that was left from this was a picture of a half frog half man type creature. The Gylax Node Implosion was supposedly caused when a creature known only as Thramdon fell into it causing a massive implosion that distorted the laws of space and time as we know it.

"I have come many nurads to your time by means of the Gylax Node Implosion"

by Red and Brown Grass Rat December 8, 2004

nooderknot

secret way of asking if you and/or your partner wish to be nude.

tim: want to do a photoshoot tomorrow??
you: nooderknot?
tim: sure, man.

by Ez+ July 10, 2010

Nodealy

n. A booger.

Dude, go blow your nose, you have a giant nodealy.

by Next Webster August 26, 2013

Nodeldoak

The american word Nodeldoak is a derived from two old latin words, "nodel" meaning "needle" and "doak" meaning "dick". The marriage of the two words was developed in the early to late stages of construction of the latest Virginia Class Submarine, the USS North Dakota.

The coin phrase "nodeldoaking" can often be confused with a Sweedish term for dancing flamboyantly.

"Watch what your doing Nodeldoak" or "That kid Marvin is a real Nodeldoak"

"Yesterday I went to a club where I noticed two dudes Nodeldoaking, it was pretty grotesque"

by diced October 2, 2014