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connor murphy

A beautiful bean. That is played by mike faist (also a beautiful bean). And he's suicidal and dies. He always highhhhhh ๐Ÿ˜
"Connor finish the milk"

"Connor Murphy"
by ~Evan Hansen December 8, 2017
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Chelsea Murphy

Man: oh wow look at that girl! She is so Chelsea Murphy
by Ps4nerd@aus March 4, 2019
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loud murmur

Used in a verbal quarrel or intense conversation. If someone is making unnecessary comments or judgments vociferously and disrespectfully, which is not professional and it's not ethical(especially an egoist or radicalism who is overreacting), the person who is fighting feels disdainful or meaningless about the argument can use it for expressing sensation about his/her contentions are pointless and also makes them feel overwhelmed, embarrassed and ashamed.

The person talks to himself/herself out loud and is ignored.
You have the right to keep loud murmuring but I don't give a shit at all.
by catty box July 2, 2023
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Murphy's Law

prov. If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.

Edward A. Murphy, Jr. was one of the engineers on the rocket-sled experiments that were done by the U.S. Air Force in 1949 to test human acceleration tolerances (USAF project MX981). One experiment involved a set of 16 accelerometers mounted to different parts of the subject's body. There were two ways each sensor could be glued to its mount, and somebody methodically installed all 16 the wrong way around. Murphy then made the original form of his pronouncement, which the test subject (Major John Paul Stapp) quoted at a news conference a few days later.

Within months `Murphy's Law' had spread to various technical cultures connected to aerospace engineering. Before too many years had gone by variants had passed into the popular imagination, changing as they went. Most of these are variants on "Anything that can go wrong, will"; this is correctly referred to as Finagle's Law. The memetic drift apparent in these mutants clearly demonstrates Murphy's Law acting on itself!
This is a principle of defensive design, and usually given in mutant forms less descriptive of the challenges of design.

You don't make a two-pin plug symmetrical and then label it `THIS WAY UP'; if it matters which way it is plugged in, then you make the design asymmetrical.
by Belatu July 26, 2004
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A Hot Murphy

Did he give you a hot Murphy? Yeah it lasted like ten minutes.
by LilWahteva February 28, 2018
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Murphy scam

A robbery scam where a woman poses as a prostitute and lures the john/mark into a room. When they are in bed, the woman's male partner rushes in, usually brandishing a gun and posing as a jealous husband or jilted lover. The mark leaves in a hurry, without his clothes or valuables. The perpetrators, or "Murphy artists" collect their loot and escape.

A similar version was used in the movie Porky's as a prank involving a black guy with a machete, chasing the naked crew into the woods.
New Orleans used to be the capital of the Murphy scam.
by Dr. Badwrench February 22, 2008
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Murphobia

A fear of bald, smelly wankers, due to the fact that smelly wankers are usually smelly because they have smeg.
99% of the population suffer from murphobia.
The other 1% are bald smelly wankers.
by Total Bum-tard October 20, 2008
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