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Muffin Munchies

1).When one feels an intense desire tor performing cunnilingus.

2).When one has a great craving for buttermilk muffins.
1.) Mark: Dude I've got the muffin munchies
Joe: Yeah me too, I could use a blueberry muffin.
Mark: Nah man, I just talked to your sister and she told me that this evening, I could take a bite of her muffin. *makes slurping noise*
Joe:My sister?! I'll choke you asshole.
2.)Oh Boy! I saw a commercial of a peach muffin, and now I've got the muffin munchies!
by aleven12 December 23, 2014
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Arctic Munchies

When you experiencing the normal side effects of being high, but you also really want to listen to the band "Arctic Monkeys".
Person 1: (obviously high) Dude... I really want to listen to Arctic Monkeys right now.
Person 2: Uh oh, looks like someones got a case of the Arctic Munchies!
by xX-obligatoryasshole1989-Xx April 27, 2015
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daddy munchies

Daddy Munchies is a great friend. Sometimes a bit crazy and sexual. Loves making sexual jokes. Has a brother. He will play ROBLOX and let me tell you if you have a Daddy Munchy in your life, you will adore him. He can be such a dumbass though. He and his brother can be a bit gay but other than that they’re both nice.
“Daddy Munchies is so awesome!”
“His brother is gay!”
by r_xI March 30, 2022
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After-School Munchies

The process in which any student from 7th grade & up feels as though they're going to die unless they consume atleast 3lbs of snack food.
"Dude Im never inviting John back over my house"!

"Why"?

"After-school, he straight up destroyed all my chips ahoy"!

"Ehh . . he probably had After-School Munchies
by TNJ(; September 1, 2010
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island munchweed

those fuckers that follow you around and try to sell you stuff on vacation, and then they try to say you'll die of burn in hell if you dont buy it...
nigga i swear this island munchweed has been following us around all day and every day since we've been in bali. I don't want your goddamn pirate kites or your shitty as knock off watches!
by why cant i use my real name ma February 20, 2015
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mustin min munchins

a group of gay neurodivergent ppl on tuatwt who were previously shreks in a swamp before eating oranges from mustin min’s orange tree.
steve blackman: i hate mustin min munchins

aidan gallagher: they saved me from the deep fryer
by mustin min March 18, 2023
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