bone mulch

The stuff a dude leaves on chick when done hittin it.

I left a load of bone mulch on Lesli's back last night.

by MU46 October 19, 2004

mutcher

To coddle in an extremely affectionate manner. To hug, kiss, etc.

I want to mutcher that cat!

by firestar3590 January 4, 2010

Mulching

A group of men (five guys minimum) go to a cemetery and dig up a recently buried body. Everyone proceeds to have sexual intercourse with the dead body. After every man ejaculates in the hole (normally the vagina), the men draw straws. Whoever gets the shortest straw puts their mouth up to the hole and the other four men push on the stomach, letting all their cum push into the awaiting mouth.

After we go mulching, do you want to go get a cup of coffee?

by TechnoKitten72 October 7, 2013

Mulchies

A mixture of non-menthol tobacco and marijuana cut up or grinded together. Genereally smoked out of a bong or pipe. Smoke should be inhaled and quickly exhaled unlike that of marijuana smoke. Also regarded to as The Domernautz.

John: Yo man, you got any Natural American Spirirt?

Mike: Yea, why?

John: Lets cut it up and mix it with weed so we can smoke mulchies.

Mike: Hell yeah bro, I love The Domernautz!

by Big Aaronor November 9, 2011

Mulchy

A person who thinks every action can fall under the catergory of fratty.

Dude: Yo mom is turning 53 today
Kyle: THIS IS SOOOO FRATTY!!
Dude: Mulchy....

by Wild Bill ILL WILL January 20, 2009

Mutchup

Its a blend of ketchup and mustard.

While swimming in the waters of the Bahamas, Cyrus saw a packet float by as well....being out in the sun too long he exclaimed "Look Danielle, its a mutchup packet!"

by ELLE KELLY June 6, 2010

Mulchy

The definition of leaves in a slightly moist state.

Those leaves on the floor are incredibly mulchy.

by Shiftybadger November 28, 2018