Muffin

To shit yourself and keep it in your underpants for a long time, therefore, it looks like a fucking chocolate muffin.

Fuck, I think I've had a muffin the whole day.

by D4rkSh4dow March 3, 2019

Muffin

Can be used in two contexts when ur calling someone cute and funny or when ur calling them a dumb illiterate fuck

Ahhhhh Teresa ur such a muffin.
Wtf Teresa ur such a fucking muffin

by LaxGodNigger101 May 31, 2018

Muffin

The most godly kind of baked good in the entire universe. Comes in many different flavors: lemon, blueberry, chocolate chip, apricot, banana, bran, fetus, raisin, cinnamon, oatmeal, and many more!

innocent bystander: "Dag, yo, I needs me a muffin."
muffin man: "Gee, I gotz da best muffinz eva. Gimme money."

by Kitty October 5, 2005

Muffin

A chick who wears tight pants and small shirts so her belly hangs out like a muffin top.

I can't believe you hit that, she is a total Muffin

by Industrialprophet.com November 16, 2002

Muffin

A whore; immoral woman; adulteress

That woman is such a muffin, she's like the neighborhood bike everyone's had a ride!

by Psalmist Says June 14, 2018

muffin

Refers to a baby in utero.

How's the lil' muffin doin'? Is he done yet?

by onceadadalwaysadad January 16, 2010

muffin

1. a tastey anytime snack available in multiple delicious flavors
2. a slang term for a six foot tall wild beast, namely amanda.
3. a term of endearment
4. a vampire in food formation

1. I had a corn muffin for breakfast!
2. AHH its a muffin! RUN!
3. Aww muffin, I love you!

by Leah322 May 18, 2008