Muff Brain

When you’re being a crazy, stupid, bitch.

Mom: “You didn’t wash the dishes, you can’t go out for the rest of the week.”
Kid: “God mom you’re being such a Muff Brain!”

by Wrinkly old man69 September 12, 2018

muff jockey

Another name for a lesbian - someone who loves and rides the muff.

Person 1 - Wow...check that girl out, she is so fucking fit!...
Person 2 - OMG you're such a muff jockey!

by Haxz May 1, 2019

trench-muff

hot, stinky, smelly, mouldy pussy

I pulled of Brittney's panties last nite and she had a mean case of trench-muff.

by Jesse Bueckert May 14, 2006

methaine muff bubble

When a females under ware is positioned sending her fart forward and creating a bubble of gas between the vaginas lips.

While eating dinner chelsea had to squirm to rid her vagina from a methaine muff bubble.

by Justjokin420 April 2, 2016

Pungent Muff

Stagnant vagina. Very smelly from lack of washing.

When she walked past all I could smell was pungent muff.

by Harold J Pensworth August 3, 2016

marinara muff dive

The act of performing cunnilingus on a female while she is menstruating, thereby getting "marinara" all over ones face.

Pat hooked up with this chick in Brooklyn and gave her a marinara muff dive. Gross!

by Mufftruck November 12, 2016

Ooze Muff

The action of pleasuring ones partner to the point of ultimate leakage or ooze

Im going to Ooze Muff tonight after the club

by OozeMuff February 27, 2020