The part of your pants or shorts around the crotch and zipper where excess zipper and fabric material fold outward forming a bulge, resembling a mountain, or even a boner; though both males and females are often victims of jessica's mountain. Jessica's mountain can usually be seen when one is sitting down.
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Characteristics of doing a Monty include; boasting about the amount of alcohol being consumed, appearing powerful until the last second, failing without any notice, consuming a whole bottle of gin and calling yourself sergeant.
Characteristics of doing a Monty include; boasting about the amount of alcohol being consumed, appearing powerful until the last second, failing without any notice, consuming a whole bottle of gin and calling yourself sergeant.
"Careful Tom, don't do a Monty on us"
"Q: What happened to Caitlin?"
"A: I don't know. One second she was fine and then she did a Monty"
Wobby: "If I end up doing a Monty today I will never forgive myself"
"Q: What happened to Caitlin?"
"A: I don't know. One second she was fine and then she did a Monty"
Wobby: "If I end up doing a Monty today I will never forgive myself"
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Moses, who was Mr. Jones's especial pet, claimed to know of the existence of a mysterious country called Sugarcandy Mountain, to which all animals went when they died. It was situated somewhere up in the sky, a little distance beyond the clouds, Moses said. In Sugarcandy Mountain it was Sunday seven days a week, clover was in season all the year round, and lump sugar and linseed cake grew on the hedges.
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Get the Monty Oum mug.A hilarious British Comedy Show which made outragious often controversial statements and suggestions. The actors were mainly: Michael Palin, Terry Jones, Eric Idle, John Cleese, Terry gilliam, and Graham Chapman.
Monty Python: Flying Circus: Volume 2
'As a naval officer I abhor the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we now have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the RAF who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden. Arabs? Your etc. Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, Mushrooms and garlic'
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'Your Highness, you are also like a stream of bat's piss.'
'What?'
'I merely meant, your Majesty, that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.'
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'Beans!!!'
'As a naval officer I abhor the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we now have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the RAF who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden. Arabs? Your etc. Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, Mushrooms and garlic'
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'Your Highness, you are also like a stream of bat's piss.'
'What?'
'I merely meant, your Majesty, that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.'
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'Beans!!!'
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Get the Giga Monty mug.The standard logic used by such people as the knights of the round table. It's sound logic that can only be understood by men of science.
E.g. You want to test if a woman is a witch. You burn witches, but you also burn wood. This means witches burn because they are made of wood. Wood also floats in water, just like a duck. So therefore, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she is made out of wood, and is therefore a witch. Now you must weigh her on a set of large scales with a duck, and if they weigh the same, she is guilty of being a witch.
E.g. You want to test if a woman is a witch. You burn witches, but you also burn wood. This means witches burn because they are made of wood. Wood also floats in water, just like a duck. So therefore, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she is made out of wood, and is therefore a witch. Now you must weigh her on a set of large scales with a duck, and if they weigh the same, she is guilty of being a witch.
Well, Bernard, that is some Monty Pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology right there!
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