Morticious

Dark and dreary like.

That guy creeping around Baby GAP with no baby is quite morticious.

by Lance M. Snyder February 10, 2010

mortician

Noise

I like the band Mortician.

by METAL October 18, 2003

Mermicorn Pussy

The Cross Between Unicorn Pussy 🦄 And Mermaid Pussy 🧜🏽 ♀️ . It’s The Rarest Of Its Kind ! Know For Cosumining Your Mind And Life Almost Like Compulsion Except You Do It On Your Own . “ That Make You Fall In Love “

“Me & My Girlfriend Finally Had Sex , & It Was Magical ☺️ She Got Mermicorn Pussy Dude , I Think She’s The One 🤭”

by Asher_21 May 27, 2018

Morticum

The most beautiful and surreal boy there is. He is the sweetest person you will ever meet. Not a second goes by where I don’t think about him. I have waited a lifetime to meet Morticum. He is mine and I am his.

There is no one that can ever compare to how special Morticum is.

by forever4321 November 24, 2021

Morticum

Because of your bravery, strength and loyalty to your family you will be set free. Everyone that meets you loves you. Morticum is my soulmate.

We belong together Morticum. I love you deeply.

by forever4321 November 24, 2021

Morick

Morick is a Handsome guy. He has a unique name that you can't see in the urban dictionary. He loves to lose his things.

Morick has a big dick.

by SatoruGojozu April 27, 2023

midnight mortician

Midnight mortician is trilogy written by the author of "dear lilac" and "smush!" , Valerie Vancouver. Midnight mortician revolves around an immortal fae named aeliana and an immortal vampire named Magnus.

Have you read midnight mortician by Valerie Vancouver?

No, I haven't

Well you should!

by Valerie Vancouver May 5, 2023