The most badass person on this earth that gets all the bitches they want and can ever imagine because they have a huge dick that makes all the other jelous
Guy 1:"Damn bro Joey such a monzie"
Guy 2:"I know man he gets all the bitches"
Bitch 1:OMG he is so monzie
Bitch 2:I know His dick was bigger than my arm
Guy 2:"I know man he gets all the bitches"
Bitch 1:OMG he is so monzie
Bitch 2:I know His dick was bigger than my arm
by Tk the god December 14, 2012
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Get the monies mug.an egyption who likes jewish girls. He has a speech inpediment but thats okay becuase it turns the girls he is with on. Even if they have a pruidty ring they will still do stuff. He doesnt make out, they suck lips.
jewish girl: dammnn i would fuck monieb even if i have a pruidty ring
jewish girl 2: i know i just want to suck his lip
mo: no problem, im a playa
jewish girl 2: i know i just want to suck his lip
mo: no problem, im a playa
by frannsta November 5, 2010
Get the monieb mug.Moniece, She is a great woman with so much poise and grace. She has the heart of gold and would give her last to anyone. She is selfless and thinks of others before herself. She is very loyal and a great companion. She loves to the end of the world. She is passionate about everything she does. She is a excellent lover in the bed along with every other area of the home. She loves to recieve head vs headaches. She fights for eguality and she is a self starter. She strives for the best and gets what's she want. Overall she's a keeper and will be loyal forever.
by Atllo June 6, 2017
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Get the moniez mug.BME Pain Olympics and Goatse condensed into manga form. Note that this definition does not even come close to fully defining Monzetsu, but instead is meant to give the reader a vague idea of the concept.
by Jog On... February 20, 2009
Get the Monzetsu mug.The female equivalent of a womanizer. A girl who pretends to love men and mean it but really she just wants them for her own selfish purposes and will say anything they can to make sure they sound bad. See Taylor Swift
Guy #1: Did Taylor Swift break up with her boyfriend again?!?
Guy #2: Yeah. She also just released a song potraying HIM as the bad guy and is telling everybody that it was HIS fault, which anyone with half a brain wouldn't believe.
Guy #1: What a manizer!
Guy #2: Yeah. She also just released a song potraying HIM as the bad guy and is telling everybody that it was HIS fault, which anyone with half a brain wouldn't believe.
Guy #1: What a manizer!
by Keep On Truckin' Peepz August 9, 2015
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