Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck

A Mongolian Cluster Fuck of such magnitude, it is of Biblical proportion.

Adolf Hitler's attempt at world domination shall always be remembered as a Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck.

by C0rrupt3d R34l1sm October 15, 2005

Monga

mon-a

Someone who is acting like a retard

cleo, put the match down you fuckin monga

by shitsandgigsandroos March 22, 2020

Mongolian Treasure Thief

When you reach in and pull out her IUD and continue riding into battle.

“Damn she has so many kids”
“Yeah I heard the father was a Mongolian treasure thief”

by birdbrain418 April 20, 2023

Debasmith Mondal

Debasmith Mondal is a world-renowned data scientist who is from Jamnagar. He is currently studying at KIIT (Kalinga Institute of Industrial Technology). His speciality is to see everything from an 'EZ PZ Lemon Squeezy' perspective. His favourite games are Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege and Genshin Impact. His favourite game studio is Ubisoft. He goes by the usernames 'specsnerd', 'spexnerd', 'specsnerd007', 'spexnerd'. He believes in free speech and is an advocate of gender equality. He is known to have an alter ego of a German Shepherd.

Debasmith Mondal: HOW WAS THAT NOT A HEADSHOT!!! I LITERALLY HIT HIS HEAD HOW IS THAT NOT A HEADSHOT, YOU PIECE OF SHIT DEVS, UBISOFT AARRGH.
*sees replay, he has clearly missed the head, continues to complain about it not being a headshot*

by T. Jeff May 8, 2022

mangal

n.
the word originally means 'charcoal-pan' in Bulgarian. the modern meaning, however, is quite different- with the word mangal people refer to gypsies and their pleasant black/grown skin color and nuances

"shti e*a maikata be, mangal", quite similar in meaning to the american 'fuck yo mamma yo niggah' but since there are hardly any afroamericans in bulgaria, the famous world-wide swear is adjusted to the specific geographical and ethnic characteristics of the country..

by kashkaval cheese April 8, 2005

Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker

Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker is pretty much the best weed you can get. Legend has it that the strain was genetically engineered by a mad scientist in Pennsylvania shortly before he was killed in a mysterious lab explosion. The scientist extracted 100% goat semen to fertilize Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker...it's so extremely potent that one only needs to smell it to get high...

Guy 1: "Hey man, you got some bud?"
Guy 2: "maaaaan, I got the MONGOLIAN EVERGREEN WIZARD FUCKER!"
They say no one has ever died from marijuana... but these 2 boys were never heard from again.

by The_Evergreen_Wizard November 18, 2006

Monalisa

Monalisa is someone you should never judge by the way she looks. She may look nice, but in reality she doesn’t understand the meaning of that word. She gets things her ways wether you like or not. She is very hard to define sometimes I wonder if she wants to kill me or do me. She is a fighter that doesn’t like being messed with, but likes messing with you. She is a very intelligent young lady and I see high expectations for her in the future. Monalisa loves being herself around those around her. She hates it when one of her friends are feeling upset, she will do everything and anything to find the person who did this to her friend and make their life a living hell. She loves giving advice to her friends when they need it. 3 things Monalisa says a lot: boo!, Is you mad or nah, do what? I didn’t hear you. Monalisa is a beautiful, gorgeous and spontaneous young lady that you should never take advantage of, but just in case you do let’s just hope that it never happens. She has NEVER let a boy break her heart she’s always the one who breaks theirs. She’s tough in the inside and the outside. One word to describe her: there is way more words to describe her. Let’s just hope that you make it alive with her being in your life.

Monalisa is tough.

by Inspiration gurl May 14, 2018